What is the most outrageous, ridiculous lie a suspect has told you on a traffic stop or while being questioned?
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03-09-11 08:11 AM #1
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Everyone Lies
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03-09-11 10:37 AM #2
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I was there but I didn't kill that girl...
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03-09-11 10:40 AM #3
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But this is MY car. Everyone knows you don't need a license to drive your own car.....
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
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03-09-11 10:40 AM #4
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Omg.....as he's standing there with the bloody knife in his hand dripping blood on your shoe.... :D sorry that's what I envisioned...
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03-09-11 12:36 PM #5
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After arresting the suspect on a warrant, searching his pockets, we find a large bunch of cocaine rocks.
Suspect: Those aren't mine
Us: These are your pants aren't they?
Suspect: Yes, but that's not my pocket. The other one's MY pocket.Pittsburgh Pirates- 1st place NL Central 7/15/11
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03-09-11 02:25 PM #6
Why so serious?
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"We just came from church, why the f*** you lyin' on us and saying we were speeding?!?!"
I had clocked this vehicle on radar going more than 15 over the posted speed limit, and the comment above was from the passenger (wife) in the vehicle. The driver was dead-silent and just wanted to take the ticket and be done with the situation.**Visiting/New LEO members: please review the following link for further information on our LEO verification process (which also grants access to our LE-restricted forums for networking and discussions that are LE-sensitive): LEO Verification Details **
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03-09-11 02:34 PM #7
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Are you sure that's a lie? I can see someone believing that. Not that it makes a difference in the ticket, but there are lots of flakes in the breakfast bowl of society. Originally Posted by retdetsgt
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03-09-11 03:16 PM #8
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seriously?? LMBO..... Originally Posted by retdetsgt
Originally Posted by Kimble
ok I picture this big mama with a big hairdo in her best sunday attire.....and the little skinny hubby melting in the seat... obviously church did that sista no good....:P
( sparrow thanks for starting this these are cracking me up )
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03-09-11 03:22 PM #9
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The guy was pretty funny because he came on so serious. Not surprising, his real occupation was pimp. Originally Posted by MikeG
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
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Originally Posted by Cat_Doc
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03-09-11 05:44 PM #10
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I saw one on COPS like this where they searched his pants and found some rocks....His first words (mixed with shock and surprise) were... Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz
"These aren't my PANTS!!!""He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
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03-09-11 05:46 PM #11
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This is why I couldn't be a criminal. What excuse could I use since I never wear pants? Originally Posted by Aussie George
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03-09-11 05:47 PM #12
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The speed limit is 110.
I stop guy at 137 kph.
I said, "Sir I have just recorded your speed as 137 kph...."
He said, "there is no way I was going that fast. My cruise control was set at 130!!!" (rude and obnoxious of course)
I said " So you had your cruise control set at 20 kph over the limit?"
He chose to shut up at that point.
He also got a ticket for driving a defective vehicle based on his admissions that his speedo was reading 130 and was obviously innaccurate.
"He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
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You can't flip it over and start again...Don't blink..." Kenny Chesney
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03-09-11 06:24 PM #13
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Originally Posted by MikeG
See? There you go. There were a lot of things he didn't know were illegal. Originally Posted by retdetsgt
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03-09-11 07:32 PM #14
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I had arrested a guy and was making him take his baggy shorts off to be searched again and a pot pipe fell out of his underwear. He immediately excalimed " thats not mine" !!
I told him that if he could call the real owner and convince him to come to the station and turn himself in...I would release him and arrest the " real owner".
Nedless to say he didn't try to call anyone.Creeper Cop
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03-09-11 07:37 PM #15
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