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    I feel ripped off.

    Going home last night, I was stopped at a roadblock being carried out by the Henry County PD and the City of McDonough PD.

    Since I am a fat guy, I had my pistol in my lap. When the Officer walked up to the car and shined his flashlight in, he asked if that was a gun in my lap. When I said yes, he said just throw it in the passenger seat and show him my drivers liscense.

    I wasn't wven dragged out of my car at gun point or nothing. What A crock!


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    I tell you what, Norm, the next time I get down your way, we can have beer this round (Waffle house just doesn't cut it) and I will drag you out of your car if you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    I feel ripped off.
    I'm confused. I assume you feel ripped off because the gun in question only held six rounds...

    I guess I would too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citicop View Post
    I'm confused. I assume you feel ripped off because the gun in question only held six rounds...

    I guess I would too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    Going home last night, I was stopped at a roadblock being carried out by the Henry County PD and the City of McDonough PD.

    Since I am a fat guy, I had my pistol in my lap. When the Officer walked up to the car and shined his flashlight in, he asked if that was a gun in my lap. When I said yes, he said just throw it in the passenger seat and show him my drivers liscense.

    I wasn't wven dragged out of my car at gun point or nothing. What A crock!


    Man I love living out in the country.
    I got out of my car once at a traffic stop, not knowing that it wasn't such a good idea, from standpoint of officer safety. I talked to the backup. Officer (in cruiser) didn't say anything at first. But after giving me a warning, he kind of yelled at me for getting out of the car. (At the time, I didn't say anything, but what I was thinking was: "this is kind of terrifying," and "why are you being so difficult?" Then I started reading this site. )

    I wasn't even thrown on the ground, or nothing, Norm. I mean, I got ripped off also, right?

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    Ohman I WISH you had said, "No, I'm just happy to see you..."

    And please explain why you being 'a whole lotta man' has anything to do with you having a gun in your lap???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    Ohman I WISH you had said, "No, I'm just happy to see you..."

    And please explain why you being 'a whole lotta man' has anything to do with you having a gun in your lap???
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    ohh Ok, I get it... I took it the wrong way, i.e. you had a gun with you because you're a big guy (not that it was in your lap...) lol how about a shoulder holster or a holster attached somewhere in the interior of your car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    Ohman I WISH you had said, "No, I'm just happy to see you..."

    And please explain why you being 'a whole lotta man' has anything to do with you having a gun in your lap???
    Full metal jacket comes to mind. You shoulda busted out a rhyme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switchback View Post
    ...and I will drag you out of your car if you want.
    Dude, I want 'in' on dragging Norm out of his car as well...so I will help you.

    That would be cool.




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    Quote Originally Posted by CincyCop View Post
    ...I will help...
    As in the television commercial from years ago that exclaimed, "It's Shake-N-Bake and I helped!".

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    Sorry Norm, I love ya buddy, but why the hell would you have a gun on your lap when approaching a police checkpoint?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Switchback View Post
    I tell you what, Norm, the next time I get down your way, we can have beer this round (Waffle house just doesn't cut it) and I will drag you out of your car if you want.
    Getting to think about it, we can all make a trip to Norm's town, have Switch stop his car (he's a fed) then we all race up to the car and yank him out through the window, while others stand around and keep him at gunpoint.

    Should make him feel better
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    Getting to think about it, we can all make a trip to Norm's town, have Switch stop his car (he's a fed) then we all race up to the car and yank him out through the window, while others stand around and keep him at gunpoint.

    Should make him feel better
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