SWAT
-Wear team T-shirts all bought on a team shopping trip to Baby Gap, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
-Try to fit the word breach in to every conversation.
-Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
-Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your SWAT head nod.
-Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune and Muscle and Fitness.
-Learn to play golf wearing a gun.
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12-13-10 01:33 PM #16
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Pittsburgh Pirates- 1st place NL Central 7/15/11
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards wont get away this time
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12-13-10 02:01 PM #17
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But have you had any rookie/trainee throw out 'Haboob' on the radio yet?
Originally Posted by Cat_Doc
And you have to work in those words with a cough and other phrases. Like after the supervisor (not you of course) orders the end of the chase, 'Termagant <cough>ing the pursuit.'
+50 million bonus points if you get them to report the dust storm to dispatch as:
"Termagant, I have your Haboob update."
After explaining to traineer that "Termagant" is a contracted word of "Terminal Agent" and means dispatcher and is in their field manual as approved shorthand for 'dispatch.'
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12-13-10 09:50 PM #18
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I'll have to wait until July to use Haboob. I am getting old and will most likely forget. Please remind me.
We didn't have many Haboobs this year, but I bet we still got more Haboobs than Greg did!
This career is not a sprint, it is a marathon.
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12-14-10 11:41 PM #19
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Don't be jealous that I get to see and experience the Haboobs of PathosLogos. Originally Posted by Cat_Doc
We didn't have many Haboobs this year, but I bet we still got more Haboobs than Greg did!"Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
"Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos
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12-14-10 11:57 PM #20
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I can't think of one reason why they WOULD be jealous. Originally Posted by greg72982
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12-15-10 02:23 AM #21
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So very true. LOL Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz
"I would rather my boss give me a butt kicking for being over the top than a eulogy for not being thorough!" ~~~~~ Aussie George
"It's an American police station. Guns are easier to find than a working stapler." ~~~~~ smcc366
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12-15-10 02:29 AM #22
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I giggle to myself when I'm out stopping cars and calling them all out on the radio. I also think the automated ticket writer is the best thing since sliced bread.
"I would rather my boss give me a butt kicking for being over the top than a eulogy for not being thorough!" ~~~~~ Aussie George
"It's an American police station. Guns are easier to find than a working stapler." ~~~~~ smcc366
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