I know I shouldn't laugh but...it involves a tattoo of a penis

[Aussie George]

Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo October 26, 2010

AAP

A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back.

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

He will appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.

It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2000 to remove the lewd tattoo.

It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing. (NO SH!T!!)

Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified by what happened to him.

"The victim wasn't interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Det Malcolm told the Queensland Times on Tuesday.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, `Mate, it's looking really good.'

"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: `I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'."



Qld man charged over 40cm penis tattoo

[retdetsgt]

I would love to see how that played out in our courts..... Especially when the jury started laughing when the victim displayed his new artwork......

[SHH 1313]

It could have bee worse,he could have tattooed a pair of boobs on his back!

I feel positivly evil today! Time to get a Red Bull and a 5 hr energy shot! Look Out World here I come!!! I thjink I will even wear my t- shirt that says LOOK OUT NEXT MOOD SWING 5 MINUTES !!!!:

[retdetsgt]

I feel positivly evil today! Time to get a Red Bull and a 5 hr energy shot! Look Out World here I come!!! I thjink I will even wear my t- shirt that says LOOK OUT NEXT MOOD SWING 5 MINUTES !!!!:

In Larry McMurtry's book, Texasville, the main character's wife wore a t-shirt that said, "You can't be first, but you can be next!"

[Samuel]

My response to that call for service - Sorry, that's a Civil Matter...

[retdetsgt]

My response to that call for service - Sorry, that's a Civil Matter...

Same here, I can't imagine it being a criminal matter over here.

[Samuel]

I will say that I would have a hard time keeping a straight face on that one...

[BJJVad]

What a little d***.. I mean you have to be a little wiener to do that to a buddy, even if you're mad at him. The only good that can come of that, at least it was only a little prick. Sorry, but someone had to speak a little frank about the topic..

How many more of these can we make.. Ready? Go!

[Trip]

Not seeing the problem....yin-yang symbol, dragons, 40cm penis.....I see the resemblance.....

[MikeG]

40cm? Looks like I'll be changing my pickup lines to the metric system..

[retdetsgt]

What a little d***.. I mean you have to be a little wiener to do that to a buddy, even if you're mad at him. The only good that can come of that, at least it was only a little prick. Sorry, but someone had to speak a little frank about the topic..

How many more of these can we make.. Ready? Go!

It does grow on you.

[Aussie George]

No doubt at trial there will be a hung jury

[greg72982]

They're going to need some hard evidence.

[retdetsgt]

Hope they don't blow the case.

[MikeG]

What a little d***.. I mean you have to be a little wiener to do that to a buddy, even if you're mad at him. The only good that can come of that, at least it was only a little prick. Sorry, but someone had to speak a little frank about the topic..

How many more of these can we make.. Ready? Go!

I am rising above this juvenile humor. While it's not hard to participate, I find it is sometimes necessary to erect a prophylactic wall around these posts lest you get sucked in. I am therefore tossing it off my watch list. Boner.