In my first dept, I got in a scuffle one night with a ******* on New Years Eve. I had to hold him with one arm while fending off his mates with OC spray. It was a good night. From hanging on to him for a fair while with one arm, I tore all the muscles in my back and shoulder. I had a few days off at home in bed and was pretty sore for a while.
He got charged with a few offences. When the prosecutors got invovled I sort of lost interest and forgot about it. A few months down the track I get an email from the prosecutors saying they had claimed $200 in damages for me (pain and suffering). I laughed and thought "Yeah right. fat chance."
A few weeks later I got a letter from his lawyer with a cheque for $200 attached. HA! He got a fine from the court and was convicted for disorderly behaviour and resist arrest, but can you imagine how much it hurt writing that cheque?! 
A few years later in Canberra I was chasing a bad guy and tripped in the dark in a construction site. Smashed my knee into the ground real hard and was later taken to hospital. Bad guy was caught. I spent a few weeks with my leg up, 6 months on light duties and was off the road for a year. There was an agreement in that state that a local lawyer would represent us for a flat fee (of about $700 which was nothing!!) and they would put in a claim for us.
I got $3500. For a sore knee!!! That was a lawyer I liked. There are not many.
"He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
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You can't flip it over and start again...Don't blink..." Kenny Chesney
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