for your information.....

[kels]

the jail does not serve snacks to late arrivals......
(this includes 1 am customers)

My arrestee asked tonight and was somewhat upset to find
out that he would have to wait til breakfast, just like
everyone else.

[MikeG]

the jail does not serve snacks to late arrivals......
(this includes 1 am customers)

My arrestee asked tonight and was somewhat upset to find
out that he would have to wait til breakfast, just like
everyone else.

You gotta make something up for him!

"I didn't know you were hungry! Shoot. On arrests after 10 pm until the McDonalds drive-through closes we offer free Happy Meals to anyone arrested that asks. Next time your arrested, ask the officer for the free late-night happy meal in lieu of the late night jail snack."

Or:

"At 2:00 am, the lunch lady does a snack count. it's loud and we can't let her into the holding cell so detainees that want a snack have to wear this Sticky Note with the snack they want. "Oreos w/ milk" is a popular sign. Just make sure you wear it between 1:30 and 2:30 am so she can get an accurate count. The best place is the forehead as it's the highest point on the body." -- then make sure a jail deputy passes by holding a glass of milk and oreos at 2:00am. heck if you want to really work it, if the guy wears it, give him milk and cookies and see how many are wearing forehead signs the next day.

[retdetsgt]

"You'll get the snacks when the lady comes in to give you the foot massage."

I cracked up recently watching Lockup. I think they were at a jail in the midwest and some guy was proclaiming that he was a SSgt. in the US Army and they did not have the proper authority to detain him.

[Trip]

Could we for just one day in this country have all the people who think it's all the rest of our jobs to take care of them, take care of us instead. You know.... pay for our three meals that day or pay for the gas, nothing like mortgages or rent or anything, just small things. Just one day is all I'm asking. And then we could go back to taking care of all of those who don't think it's just as hard for the rest of us to keep up with bills and all our other responsibilities.

I think this would go a long way toward my not getting really PO'd whenever I run across this ever-pervasive entitlement mentality.

[retdetsgt]

I think this would go a long way toward my not getting really PO'd whenever I run across this ever-pervasive entitlement mentality.

No blood squirting from the eyes this early in the morning now....

[Trip]

No blood squirting from the eyes this early in the morning now....

You know, RDS, it's more and more obvious I'm not only old school (always have been) but also OLD, LOL. I just feel like I come from another planet. Not just the Mars-Venus planet difference either, LOL.

[retdetsgt]

You know, RDS, it's more and more obvious I'm not only old school (always have been) but also OLD, LOL. I just feel like I come from another planet. Not just the Mars-Venus planet difference either, LOL.

I've learned to substitute apathy for serenity. It works just as well.

[Legoate]

I always tell the guys when I drop them off to refuse to take "no" for an answer. Just keep ringing the intercom and pounding on the door and eventually the deputies will give in and bring them something- customer service is of their utmost concern.

I'm wondering when it was that society started believing that jail operates like the Hilton.

[Trip]

I always tell the guys when I drop them off to refuse to take "no" for an answer. Just keep ringing the intercom and pounding on the door and eventually the deputies will give in and bring them something- customer service is of their utmost concern.

customer service and mommy services

[retdetsgt]

I always tell the guys when I drop them off to refuse to take "no" for an answer. Just keep ringing the intercom and pounding on the door and eventually the deputies will give in and bring them something- customer service is of their utmost concern.

I'm wondering when it was that society started believing that jail operates like the Hilton.

When I worked graveyard uniform, I was taking some guy to detectives that I'd busted for robbery. That was when we had detectives working graveyard and all felons were taken there.

Anyway, the two detectives working that night were huge Swedes, both were around 6-4 and at least 250 lbs each. The moron in the back seat kept yelling, calling me names, threatening me, etc.. When we got downtown, I told him that I wasn't upset, but the big detective with the curly hair was gay and to be very careful because he was sensitive about it. I warned him that under no circumstances should he mention it.

Sure as hell, I was sitting in an office across from the room where they were interviewing him. The door was closed, but it wasn't 3 minutes into the interview when I heard one detective yell, "You little @sshole", the other detective start giggling and then one hell of a crash and then silence.

They carried the guy out like a sack of potatoes. It was great, since he was fine when I brought him up, I didn't have to take him to jail via the ER.

[RockemSockem]

I always tell the guys when I drop them off to refuse to take "no" for an answer. Just keep ringing the intercom and pounding on the door and eventually the deputies will give in and bring them something- customer service is of their utmost concern.

I'm wondering when it was that society started believing that jail operates like the Hilton.

I'm guessing the jailers LOVE you ...