You guys will enjoy this one.
I am working today, I am the Chief, and I just hired a great friend, and guy who happens to have Downs syndrome as a crossing guard. He has been on for about a week, he has hung around with me at special events and stuff.
So I have been sitting in my unmarked at or near his crossing every day watching him as I am a little concerned, but he is doing a great job at the elementary school. I digress....
I am sitting there today and a national grid truck(you know those fukers who charge us an unGodly delivery charge and electric) goes by me at 68 mph in a 20 mph school zone. I turn on all the toys, and I have all kinds of flashing thingys on my car, and go after him. He blows through the red light at the intersection passing three cars on the right while doing so.
Now I am a little annoyed. I have to stop at the light as cars are coming through the green light, I throw up the handheld laser and get him at 89 in a 30 . I get through and go after him.
I call out to dispatch that I am attempting to stop, a national grid truck, and I am about 2 miles out of town. We are at about 110mph and he is passing cars at this point. (No I am not emailing anyone or on the cell phone). Although I catch up to him and strangely enough, he is on the cell phone.
NYS Police call me and state they are coming down the next crossroad and will attempt to intercept this azz hat.
He pulls over. I walk up and he yells out the window, "I am on a 911 call emergency." I am like, "What?" He says "I have wires down on so and so street" I say " License and registration, now."
He says "I am on an emergency call, you cannot stop me." I say "Step out of the truck sir."
Long story short, I wrote him 4 UTT's and sent him on his way to the wires down call. His supervisor called me later and asked me what I was thinking.
Am I missing something here? LMFAO


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