
Originally Posted by
patchcop
Oh, that is a very new excuse - like: these are not my pants!
I used to love that one. My next question was always who's are they. Answer: My cousin's. Question: What's your cousin's name? Answer: Pookie. Question: Does Pookie have a last name? Answer: No man I don't remember it. Statement: So these pants belong to your cousin "Pookie", who's last name you don't know, but you know well enough to wear his dirty pants.?.?
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new guards for their future security.
Translation for the intellectually challenged: If the government screws the people too much, it is the right and duty of the people to revolt and form a new government.