Well that was exciting...

[JakeLock]

So I had just crawled into bed (0200) when the phone rings "we got a call about a vehicle blocking the road at such and such" grumble grumble... I get dressed and check it out. apparently the driver had been out and approaching houses. Vehicle is taking off as I get there, I light him up. Nothing, 25mph from frost line to center line nearly in the ditch on both sides of the road. Oh goody a pursuit with a drunk, this is going to be fun. Well 10 miles later we're still going 25mph on the 70mph highway. Finally the driver kicks it down and near w60mph. Other deputy gets the spikes out and, God bless this man, get's 5 out of 6 tires! Driver finally stops, guns drawn you knwo the whole shebang... story goes from I didn't see you (or hear your siren) to I thought you wanted to pass me. No booze, no drugs, and he wanted me to apologize for asking him that because he was offended, just a COMPLETE MORON. Still charged him with fleeing.

[Adrenolize]

So I had just crawled into bed (0200) when the phone rings "we got a call about a vehicle blocking the road at such and such" grumble grumble... I get dressed and check it out. apparently the driver had been out and approaching houses. Vehicle is taking off as I get there, I light him up. Nothing, 25mph from frost line to center line nearly in the ditch on both sides of the road. Oh goody a pursuit with a drunk, this is going to be fun. Well 10 miles later we're still going 25mph on the 70mph highway. Finally the driver kicks it down and near w60mph. Other deputy gets the spikes out and, God bless this man, get's 5 out of 6 tires! Driver finally stops, guns drawn you knwo the whole shebang... story goes from I didn't see you (or hear your siren) to I thought you wanted to pass me. No booze, no drugs, and he wanted me to apologize for asking him that because he was offended, just a COMPLETE MORON. Still charged him with fleeing.

5 out of 6 tires? Was it a large truck or dually? I thought for a sec that the deputy got all tires + one of yours..lol.

Oh, I love moron stories. It makes me feel better that we don't have a complete monopoly on them. They like to herd on the interstates here.

[Reconciler]

That sucks you had to get out of bed...why didn't someone else take care of it?

[kels]

The driver sounds like someone you guys need to keep track of.

Something isnt right. No drugs, no alcohol makes me
think medical or mental issues.

[bluelightzgrl]

5 out of 6 tires? Was it a large truck or dually? I thought for a sec that the deputy got all tires + one of yours..lol.

...and here I thought I was just over tired and this sinus congestion was affecting my ability to read.

Oh, I love moron stories. It makes me feel better that we don't have a complete monopoly on them. They like to herd on the interstates here.

We're resorted to classifying them as chess game pieces (knight, rook, bishop, etc). The bigger the moron the better position on the board they get.

[JakeLock]

It was a big moving truck, and When you and 1 other deputy cover 3/4 of the county and the other 8 deputies cover the other 1/4 closest one gets the call and it happened to be in the town I live in. So, tag I'm it.