You know your arrestee is a frequent flier when.......

[kels]

The first two things he asks are......

Am I too late for supper?

AND

How soon do I get commissary?

[manahmanah]

The first two things he asks are......

Am I too late for supper?

AND

How soon do I get commissary?

He starts telling YOU when the visiting schedule is...

[JeffW]

Is on a first name basis with the booking Sgt.

[Nole795]

he can run the AFIS machine better then you...

[Samuel]

lolol at the above answers...




he keeps an empty property bag in his pocket at all times...

he gives you all the information for your booking paperwork - in order and without being asked...

he signs in, grabs a bedroll, and locks himself into his usual holding cell...

there's a mouthpiece with his name on it on the shelf next to the breathalyzer...

[Lawson]

He knows a faster route to the jail than your GPS

[Silver Fox]

lolol at the above answers...




he keeps an empty property bag in his pocket at all times...

he gives you all the information for your booking paperwork - in order and without being asked...

he signs in, grabs a bedroll, and locks himself into his usual holding cell...

there's a mouthpiece with his name on it on the shelf next to the breathalyzer...

[Buffboy]

When asked if he has any distinguishing marks or tattoos, he strips his shirt off, strikes a muscleman pose, rotates and models them for you. The jailer(heavily tattooed as well), other deputies, and you are all impressed with the art(though not necessarily the material).

[JakeLock]

The first two things he asks are......

Am I too late for supper?

AND

How soon do I get commissary?

Or he says, "alright just in time for supper!"

[Curt581]

You know he's a frequent guest when he tells the Jail Booking medical screener that he has had severe asthma all his life and needs an albuterol inhaler... and he says this after you caught him in a six block foot pursuit.

[manahmanah]

When he/she starts answering all of the pre-booking questions for you before you even ask them.

[pac201]

he knows all the bonding co. numbers by heart, and who will get there the quickest...

[Lawson]

He gets there and already has a copy of the week's meal schedule in his pocket.

[MRBEST]

+1 to the above, all very funny...
Depending on whether its a misdemeanor and the area/jurisdiction we stop, we either transport to "City Jail" or if its anything more than a misdemeanor or not in the "city jurisdiction", we transport to "County Jail".
I can't tell you how many times I've had some request to goto one over the other, or tell me whats for breakfast (I work graveyard) at both, or if there's roadwork, to take another route (errr, go this way, the last cop took longer going that way, this is quicker)...

I've also had them fill in their info verbally to me in the order it is on their booking slip. Too funny....

At what point is it sad though with our system? Thats a whole separate topic lol....
I think the craziest was the guy we arrested for trespass 3 times in one shift (technically). Swingshift picks up a guy for trespass and asks for a graveyard transport. We transport him to jail. He WALKS several miles back and gets picked up by a different graveyard squad from the same corner, just a different store. They transport him. He then gets picked up by our squad at the very end of shift and given to dayshift to transport for, you guessed it, trespass a few blocks away from his earlier two arrests. I think the times were between 2300HRS and 0630HRS... 3 times!! Crazy..

[Nole795]

when you ask for ID he pulls out his jail booking photo...