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01-31-10 06:41 PM #16
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"Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
"Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos
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01-31-10 09:55 PM #17
Back in my day!!!!
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When I first started, we had an big old Swede cop who walked a beat in skid road. He would give drunks a booking slip and tell them to go to the jail and turn themselves in. And they did.....
When he actually came all the way to jail with a prisoner, you knew it was a bad guy.
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01-31-10 10:34 PM #18
I'm a girl, get over it.
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Or s/he recites their OTIS number. Originally Posted by Nole795
"Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical."
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"The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion."
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You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day."
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I will fear no evil: for thou art with me."
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02-01-10 12:02 AM #19
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-They ask if "so-and-so" is working.
-They get their choice of rewards-points of frequent flyer miles at booking..."Evil prospers when good men do nothing..."
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02-01-10 02:13 AM #20
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... simulates a stroke to get into the hospital-hotel
... gets unasked his arms to the back for the cuffs
... asks, "What is it this time?", if he sees you
nice thread topic, btw
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02-20-10 03:04 AM #21
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She asks if you've double locked the cuffs before getting in the car.
Says he started drinking right after the wreck.
When arrested, his belongings are still in the jail prop bag from when he was kicked loose 5 hours ago.
Gives an in depth analysis of the tri-county jails and says he'd much rather be on his way to the others."Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for Humanity" -H. Mann
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02-20-10 11:27 AM #22
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Sorry guys, Im going to win this right now with last nights arrest.
You know your arrestee is a frequent flier when he was wearing the jail issued underwear he got during his last stay, when I arrested him.
He also knew he was coming in at shift change and would be stuck in a cell for an hour or so, but that doesn't come NEAR the above fact.Pittsburgh Pirates- 1st place NL Central 7/15/11
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards wont get away this time
An amateur will train until they get it right. A professional will train until they can't get it wrong.
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02-20-10 12:57 PM #23
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Your jail issues underwear? Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz
My Inalienable Rights were given to me by God and NOT by the Government.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."- Patrick Henry
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02-20-10 02:19 PM #24
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LOL when I worked in the jail in NC you had to have all white boxers or briefs and if you didn't you were free-ballin it. You could have a friend or relative bring some in though if you were having an extended stay... Originally Posted by Creeker
Your jail issues underwear?"Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
"Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos
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02-20-10 04:43 PM #25
What day is it?
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When he knows which cell has the cleanest head and brings his own toilet paper in pocket. Extra soft of course.
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02-20-10 05:05 PM #26
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They show up naked to save time putting on their jail uniform.
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02-20-10 05:23 PM #27
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....when they try to use a copy of their last criminal complaint or citation as ID.
...when the Judge calls them by their first name, and gives them a ride home after the arraignment.
...when they open their glove box to look for their registration card, and have to flip through 10 folded up defendant's copies of citations to find it.
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02-21-10 04:00 AM #28
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I'm sure you learn a lot here - Rookie. And you have a lot of things to tell your Mrs Regenbogen for her/his future! Originally Posted by driet
... simulates a stroke to get into the hospital-hotel
... gets unasked his arms to the back for the cuffs
... asks, "What is it this time?", if he sees you
nice thread topic, btw
Evenhand (Cop Movie): You can't be everybody's friend
There are two things I'm good in, the second is arresting people
I'm looking for Drug/Narcotic Unit patches together with DUI/DWI unit patches for a frame in our Anti-Drug-Team bureau
Also looking for Massachusetts Police and US Capitol City PD patches now!
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02-28-10 12:15 PM #29
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Thank ya, old buddy. Too bad I am not in your bureau to learn even more. Originally Posted by patchcop
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02-28-10 01:30 PM #30
Say Car Ramrod!
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When the boxers he is wearing already have the "LA County Jail Property" stamp on the rim.
When he asks, "They gonna send me to Supa Max this time?"
When he asks, "Eh Dep, you gonna put that money on my property or in evidence?"
When he asks, "They still handing out half time?" Originally Posted by GoDirectly2Jail
"Alright meow. Can I see your license and registration?" Originally Posted by Legoate
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