Would you spend 15 years in prison for $14 million?

[Samuel]

I like to keep it au naturel...

Fixed it for ya...

[Safety Steve]

NEWSMEAT ▷ Wrongfully Convicted Boston Man Awarded $14M

I get claustrophobia when I hear the clank of heavy prison doors, especially when you have to pass through 3-4 to get in or out.
I wouldn't spend a week in the state pen in Reidsville or the Atlanta federal penitentiary for $14 million as much as I could use the money. I've interviewed subjects in both and was always happy to leave a free man.

No, never.................Be Safe.

[greg72982]

Fixed it for ya...

Nope I meant what I said... I speak English.

[Cat_Doc]

Nope I meant what I said... I speak English.

And, he came in first place loser in the his 5th grade spelling bee. DO NOT mess with this guy!

[retdetsgt]

And, he came in first place loser in the his 5th grade spelling bee. DO NOT mess with this guy!

Yep. Guys like him can handle pain. He's the type we pelted with dirt clods.

[Cat_Doc]

Yep. Guys like him can handle pain. He's the type we pelted with dirt clods.

Ah, man, can't rep. That was funny.

I'm sure Greg got his fair share of head shots in though.


Or, maybe they didn't have dirt clod wars back east?

[greg72982]

wtf is a dirt clog war?

[Cat_Doc]

Dirt clod, dork, not dirt clog. Friggen rookie!


The best dirt clods can be found at a construction site after the backhoe has dug up the foundation trenches. You get up early to find the best dirt clods and strategically place them in piles in your chosen base. The opposing force will be in a lot next to you. The trenches make good cover and duck room as you maneuver to fire volleys at the enemy. They are firing volleys at you. You get hit with a dirt clod; you are out of the fight for a predetermined amount of time. When one army runs out of soldiers or surrenders, the war is over.

It is best to be on a platoon that maintains fire discipline and has combat experience.

There is much, much more, but that should be in a thread all its own in the verified section because of specific tactics best not fielded in public.

[greg72982]

Dirt clod, dork, not dirt clog. Friggen rookie!


The best dirt clods can be found at a construction site after the backhoe has dug up the foundation trenches. You get up early to find the best dirt clods and strategically place them in piles in your chosen base. The opposing force will be in a lot next to you. The trenches make good cover and duck room as you maneuver to fire volleys at the enemy. They are firing volleys at you. You get hit with a dirt clod; you are out of the fight for a predetermined amount of time. When one army runs out of soldiers or surrenders, the war is over.

It is best to be on a platoon that maintains fire discipline and has combat experience.

There is much, much more, but that should be in a thread all its own in the verified section because of specific tactics best not fielded in public.

Sounds like more fun if you incorporate paintball guns...

[retdetsgt]

Sounds like more fun if you incorporate paintball guns...

Hard for a kid to get paintball guns. Dirt clods are everywhere..... Rule #1 of combat, be resourceful....... Use the terrain, in this case, literally.....

[greg72982]

Hard for a kid to get paintball guns. Dirt clods are everywhere..... Rule #1 of combat, be resourceful....... Use the terrain, in this case, literally.....

Yeah but paintballs hurt alot more...