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    "You're only mad 'cause I got away."

    I locked up a suspect today who fled from me last week. While he played dumb and I explained the charges on his arrest warrant, (17 charges in all,) he complained that I was being petty.

    He was charged with, among other things, fleeing and eluding, reckless endangerment, and leaving the scene of an accident. Granted, I did charge him with everything I could find that fit. My suspect told me that I was just mad because he got away.

    So I sat there thinking to myself, was I really mad that he got away? No. He didn't get away. If he got away he wouldn't have been in the back of my car in handcuffs on his way to jail! He just got a few days reprieve. I told my prisoner this. He didn't say another word.


    Actual conversation with suspect
    Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
    Me: For posession of CDS.
    Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!

    If at first you don't succeed. . .don't try skydiving!

    Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. And he's just salty because he got caught.

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    Sounds to me like you were courteous to him and allowed him a few days to get his stuff in order :grin:. Great job. Be Safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike1981 View Post
    I locked up a suspect today...
    Now that you've invoked the sacred words that imply you're a LEO, time to get verified (see here for details: ). Shoot me a PM with your info and I'll get you verified ASAP. http://www.realpolice.net/forums/res...tml#post155699
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROS View Post
    Now that you've invoked the sacred words that imply you're a LEO, time to get verified[/url]


    Your just mad cause he's not verified and you are
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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamTomFrank View Post
    Your just mad cause he's not verified and you are
    I am now VERIFIED. It only took me 2 1/2 years!!!!!


    Actual conversation with suspect
    Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
    Me: For posession of CDS.
    Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!

    If at first you don't succeed. . .don't try skydiving!

    Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.

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    When do I get verified??
    We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and we will not fail. Peace and Freedom will prevail!***George W. Bush


    I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! ~ Col. Nathan Jessup, A Few Good Men

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    Around here, we only charge the big stuff.
    Otherwise the County Attorney pleads it down to the smallest violation
    On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
    But it isnt flat here LOL

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