Not sure if you're joking or not, Darin, but no, I haven't been reading up on this poster (nor do I make any claims to read every post on RP). My question to the original poster still stands, however. If you're a LEO, shoot me a PM and I'll help you get verified.
O.C., just a friendly recommendation to take Brother ROS up on his offer to help you. I had just about given up on the verification process until he offered to help me.
[Why does it take so long] For some drivers to find their insurance?
Because it is hard to push all of the papers clear of the insurance documentation while simultaneously allowing it to cover the MJ and crackrock. It is a learned skill, so some take longer than others :D