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    Wink I guess I'm guilty of a Felony....seriously some odd laws in our state

    I probably should go turn myself in tomorrow for this....I'm guilty of a felony




    THE MICHIGAN PENAL CODE (EXCERPT)
    Act 328 of 1931


    750.532 Seduction; punishment.

    Sec. 532.

    Punishment—Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars; but no prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.


    History: 1931, Act 328, Eff. Sept. 18, 1931 ;-- CL 1948, 750.532


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    I wonder what a person would say if this was put that on a job application ;) :p

    Whats some odd laws from other states? None of them ones from dumblaws or anything
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    Son of a crap, I knew I seen this from somewhere


    Sparty arresting someone for it

    Idiot can't get married



    Oh well, we can keep the second part of the post ;)



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    LMAO, talking with my fiancee about it, she says
    Me --Hockey9019 (2008-04-11 12:33:28 AM): we should get married so i dont violate that anymore, because that might screw my chances of getting a job in law enforcement
    Amber (2008-04-11 12:33:50 AM): what the hell ever, you can flip hamburgers then
    Amber (2008-04-11 12:33:51 AM): lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey9019 View Post
    I probably should go turn myself in tomorrow for this....I'm guilty of a felony


    I wouldn't be so quick Hockey. Last time I checked, neither of your hands counted as women...



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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    I wouldn't be so quick Hockey. Last time I checked, neither of your hands counted as women...



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    Yeah, hairy women aren't popular here in the States. :p:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    I wouldn't be so quick Hockey. Last time I checked, neither of your hands counted as women...



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    LOL! That's great.

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    THE MICHIGAN PENAL CODE (EXCERPT)
    Act 328 of 1931


    750.532 Seduction; punishment.

    Sec. 532.

    Punishment—Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars; but no prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.


    History: 1931, Act 328, Eff. Sept. 18, 1931 ;-- CL 1948, 750.532

    Cool.....

    The woman are safe. We can go and debauch ALL we want.

    Debauchery is fun.

    Oh wait, I should probably clarify...

    Heterosexual Debauchery....


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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    I wouldn't be so quick Hockey. Last time I checked, neither of your hands counted as women...



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    Have you been to Clawson, Michigan.....

    In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggy View Post
    Have you been to Clawson, Michigan.....

    In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
    How do you think I got here? :eek: :eek: :D :p

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    I think a couple people may be guilty of this one too...c'mon, don't act like you forgot about it...

    609.294 BESTIALITY.
    Whoever carnally knows a dead body or an animal or bird is guilty of bestiality, which is
    a misdemeanor. If knowingly done in the presence of another the person may be sentenced to
    imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000 or both.
    History: 1967 c 507 s 5; 1971 c 23 s 42; 1984 c 628 art 3 s 11; 1986 c 444

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    Am I guilty of that if my girl becomes an animal in bed? :eek:



    Oh come on someone had to!!!! :D

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    You actually have to seduce an unmarried woman first... don't see that as a problem for you, Hockey. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROS View Post
    You actually have to seduce an unmarried woman first... don't see that as a problem for you, Hockey. ;)
    So stalking, and paying off doesn't count as seducing? ;) :p

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