So I was sitting there about to finish work and leave. The other two guys at my station had both left, and I knew there was a storm coming. I had checked it out on the internet and thougt, "I will wait here and watch Third Watch and get on RP."
Next thing I knew i hear all hell breaking loose on the radio. Reports of cars getting washed off roads and ice everywhere.
I called Comms and asked where they wanted me (overtime!! YAY!!)
I responded from flooded car to flooded car. Then I was tasked to the City where there had been a small crash. I was on Parkes Way which is a small freeway area. The road was covered in about 2 feet of water and as usual people who couldn't drive a wet finger up their a$$ had run into it and flooded their cars. I stopped to help one and visibility was that bad that I couldn't see that on the other side of the road there was about 20 cars that had hit a patch of hail and ice and slush that was about 2 feet dip. All the cars had spun and there was chaos. It was right near an off ramp, but none wanted to go up it as the bottom of it was flooded and looked deep. (it wasnt though)
There were two Army Reservists on their way home from training night who stoped and helped me push cars over the median strip and onto dry land. Then I headed off to do traffic control. These two guys kept going at it for about 45 mniutes and eventually pushed all 20 cars out of the ice. Awesome job!! I have been on the phone this morning trying to find their CO to contact them and get their names. I would have been screwed without them!
I had no back up as all other patrols were in the same boat. One reported a metre of hail and ice/slush and they needed a dozer to clear it. Keep in mind this was short sleeve summer weather an hour earlier and it just belted down. Less than an hour and it was all over, bar the ice and hail deposits everywhere.
I eventually got the road closed and was directing traffic onto the up ramp to an overpass. I was telling each car to go to the top and turn right as the Parkes Way was closed. After the two Army guys left, one ran back to my location and told me that the idots I had been redirecting up the ramp had gone straight over the overpass and down the down ramp back onto the road that was covered in 2 feet of ice. No surprise - they all got stuck again.
DAMN PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!!!!!!!
I managed to get another car there to do traffic control eventually. I made sure no-one offered help to the idiots who had got stuck on the down ramp. For all I cared they could spin their wheels until their transmissions blew up.
Now don't get me wrong it was not cold. The road was covered in large patches of white hail in piles. There was a lot of fog and it was hard to see, but it was not like the road was frozen or anything. Hell it is summer here still. Anyway, I had one guy locking up his car and skid to a halt nearly hitting me. I had two torches with flashing red and blue LED lights, five witches hats with reflectors on them, a large hi-vis yellow rain coat on and a large white Police car with LED red and blues and a flashing LED Detour sign on the roof.
I began yelling at the guy to slow down and watch what he was doing and that the road was closed and he had to go up the exit ramp. He looked at me and told me that it was hard to see me in the fog, like it was my fault. I politely (:rolleyes: ) explained to him in a calm manner that if he could not see me and all my reflective gear and lights and Police car, and could not stop in time then it was pretty obvious that he was driving too fast for the conditions and suggested he drive a little slower. I courteously thanked him and bid him goodnight. :p
Nice way to make a few hours overtime, but gee I hate drivers!!!!
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