One year we were tasked to a massive amount of vehicle stops on Christmas Day, during the morning.
Now most people are just heading to Christmas lunch at that time and it was a total waste of our resources. We were in the country so effectively we were stopping Mums and Dad on long trips on their way to Grandma and Grandpa's house. And all for the purpose of checking licences and registrations, and doing alco tests!!
Our SGT bought a pack of cheap Christmas cards and for everyone we stopped who had nothing wrong with their car, and were doing nothing wrong at all, we gave them a Christmas Card. It actually got quite a few positive feedbacks and gave us all a good laugh. We didn't want to be working Christmas Day and they didn't really want to be stopped for doing nothing wrong so it stopped any complaints and gave everyone something to laugh about.
Mind you they weren't our local crooks we were giving them to though. What a joke!
"He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
"Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand
You can't flip it over and start again...Don't blink..." Kenny Chesney
"Take care, never leave home on bad terms, watch your back and go home in one piece." - Aussie Nathan
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