I don't recall seeing this one!!!!
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a beautiful
ornate Bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't
need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked
genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that
bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman
and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in
the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
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12-15-06 12:44 AM #1
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Todays Joke
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12-15-06 01:05 AM #2
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Haha thats a good one!
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12-15-06 08:41 AM #3
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Yeah!!
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!!!:rolleyes:
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LMFAO!
Good one, Clint.
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