I got my offer of emplayment today! I start the police academy 8 January 07! YIPEE!! I'm celebrating tonight by getting wasted and my wife gets to drive me!
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12-13-06 04:28 PM #1
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Offer of Employment!!!!:-P
Actual conversation with suspect
Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
Me: For posession of CDS.
Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!
If at first you don't succeed. . .don't try skydiving!
Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.
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12-13-06 04:36 PM #2
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12-13-06 04:39 PM #3
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Emplayment, huh? :D
Originally Posted by mike1981
Just kidding....Congrats Mike!!.........................
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12-13-06 04:41 PM #4
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Hopefully they don't find out I can't type!:D Originally Posted by Cris1102
Actual conversation with suspect
Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
Me: For posession of CDS.
Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!
If at first you don't succeed. . .don't try skydiving!
Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.
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12-13-06 04:46 PM #5
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Congratulations Mike. :cool:
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12-13-06 05:32 PM #6
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Originally Posted by mike1981
I think you must have already started....:D Originally Posted by mike1981
Congratulations!I used to care. Now I take a pill for that.
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12-13-06 05:37 PM #7
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*hic* (speech slured) not. . .*hic* . . . not me! Originally Posted by LA5150
Actual conversation with suspect
Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
Me: For posession of CDS.
Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!
If at first you don't succeed. . .don't try skydiving!
Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.
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12-14-06 04:50 AM #8
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12-14-06 02:38 PM #9
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Good luck. With the job I mean. I'm pretty sure you can handle getting drunk.
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12-14-06 03:53 PM #10
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What Dept ?
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12-14-06 11:37 PM #11
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12-15-06 11:06 PM #12
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Carroll County Sheriffs Dept Originally Posted by roadrunner
Actual conversation with suspect
Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
Me: For posession of CDS.
Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!
If at first you don't succeed. . .don't try skydiving!
Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.
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