You can't....

[navguy21]

This was a topic on another forum, and I didn't see it on here, so give it your best...

These are just what I have gotten as a MP,

You can't...

"Arrest me for DUI, I didn't take any of your tests."
Says the drunk guy after puking in the back of my car.

"Charge me for refusing to submit to a Breath Test."
Same guy. Federal courts are great.

"Write me a speeding ticket. I have to pass you before you can clock me!"
Thought because he turned before he got to me he was safe.