"Will the County reimburse me for the weed you took away from me?"
This was after he ran from me on a safety checkpoint. He made it all of about a mile before turning into a driveway. He threw the door open in an attempt to run on foot but he was so tore up he forgot he was going to run.
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10-17-06 01:24 AM #1sbrad Guest
Actual question asked by a guy I locked up the other night
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10-17-06 01:27 AM #2
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You've got to be joking.:confused:
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"...Our natural, inalienable rights are now considered to be a dispensation of government, and freedom has never been so fragile, so close to slipping from our grasp as it is at this moment.” Ronald Reagan
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10-17-06 01:28 AM #3sbrad GuestNope. Originally Posted by mxwelch
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10-17-06 01:30 AM #4
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Did you at least thank him for giving you such a good laugh?
:DCogito ergo summopere periculosus.
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10-17-06 01:33 AM #5sbrad GuestNope, I made him feel better. I told him the Sheriff's Department would include that amount on the check they cut him when he leaves from his commissary account. Originally Posted by mobrien316
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10-17-06 10:56 AM #6
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With a very serious and polite tone and would have suggested that he ask the judge that question at his first appearence hearing.
Helen Keller graduated from college with honors. She was blind and deaf. So what's your problem?
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10-17-06 11:01 AM #7
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That's sweet. Gotta love dumbasses. Originally Posted by sbrad
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10-17-06 01:07 PM #8
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Best answer for that question is............
I dont know, why dont you ask the judge when you get to court:p
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10-17-06 02:19 PM #9
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Sounds like RolandSarg to me ... think so, Bearcat06? :D Originally Posted by DC Law
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."
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10-17-06 02:44 PM #10
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"Yes, but in 'years', not 'dollars'. And the exchange rate sucks." Originally Posted by sbrad
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10-17-06 03:09 PM #11
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" I would need to know who you got it from and how much you paid to verify the value "
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10-17-06 03:23 PM #12
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It was medicine dammnit!
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10-17-06 03:26 PM #13sbrad GuestI forgot about that part. He said he used marijuana to treat his asthma. Originally Posted by acreature
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10-17-06 05:19 PM #14
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You should have told him to ask the judge. :D
A deputy sheriff I know was shooting some radar right outside of a small college town called Oxford (of course this town was in the deputies county). He pulls a guy over and he says to the deputy "you can't pull me over here, your a county deputy and this is Oxford!" As the deputy was handing the guy his ticket he replies "Oh Ooops I forgot don't tell anybody"
So of course the guy went to court thinking he was going to get out of the ticket. Everybody in the courtroom started cracking up when he told the magistrate that the ticket couldn't stand because it was given to him by a county deputy in Oxford. :DI'm so bomb, Iran can't have me.
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10-17-06 05:23 PM #15
OK, who did it?
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I had a gal leave her purse at the bar, and they told her they gave it to police. She ID'd it but the officer asked her to check contents. She said it was all OK and left, but she was ticked about the now missing lid of MJ she had just bought. Asked me if they could do that??
I told her to go back and the police would be more than happy to let her sign for it and give it back to her. She didn't do it. ;)
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