Osama Bin Laden in CA
http://www.policedriving.com/AudioClips/binladen.wav
Dispatcher having a BAD day:
http://www.policedriving.com/AudioClips/woowoo.wav
BOL for Santa: (I have NO idea how the dispatcher could have done that w/o laughing)
http://www.policedriving.com/AudioClips/santaalert.wav
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Thread: Funny Dispatch Tapes
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09-23-06 02:31 AM #1
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Funny Dispatch Tapes
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas *** at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
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09-23-06 02:59 AM #2
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good stuff
Made me laugh......:p
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09-23-06 04:02 AM #3
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I loved that 'does he have rims on the (sleigh)'
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09-25-06 05:41 PM #4
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Hahahah, I liked the one about the EMS unit.
Its the big fucking white wagon with flashing lights that goes WOO WOO WOO.
"Is that WOO WOO WOO the big white *noise* wagon?" "That would be the big white wagon"
"314 is 10-97, Uh yup I found it, theres a big white wagon with flashing lights on it."
HAHAH Classic
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09-25-06 05:43 PM #5
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Originally Posted by ngcsubutterbar
I believe he said "Didnt he have rims uh on his sleigh last year?"
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09-25-06 06:07 PM #6
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Thats some good stuff. :D
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