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    Best job in the world

    I love my job.

    I spend the beginning of my shift locking up a couple parents for felony child neglect. They left a 8 week old baby in the back seat of the car while they went shopping. Doors unlocked, window down, and dome light on. It's a good thing nobody was shopping for a new baby. They are total hippy druggies too and were stoned out of their minds when we were dealing with them. Family is trying to get custody of the kids.

    Then I'm jumping fences and running across the highway chasing a pursuit/bail out. I was trying to catch up to the guys chasing the suspect. I caught up just in time to drag the suspect off a barbed wire fence. Man he got effed up.

    My uniform is a wreck. It was a good night.
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    It's really amazing what kind of ****bag parents are out there...great job on the waste management :D

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    Time to get wet dirty clothes off.
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    Good job all the way around.
    But Officer, I didn't think pretty ladies recieved citations!!!! They don't lady, please sign here and press hard, it's four copies

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    Hmmm I always thought Howard Stern had the best job in the world....
    "Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"

    "Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos

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    Now that's dedication. Posted on RP before getting cleaned up from a long night at work :cool:

    Sounds like it was a good night.
    I'm Addicted to placebo's..... I'd quit, but it wouldnt make any difference.


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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982
    Hmmm I always thought Howard Stern had the best job in the world....
    I would have to agree with you there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by citcop View Post
    Now that's dedication. Posted on RP before getting cleaned up from a long night at work :cool:

    Sounds like it was a good night.
    Nah, I just didn't want to wake anyone up getting changed before I went to bed.
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