I arrested Jesus

[Darin]

A fitting end to a busy weekend. I get a call from a "Kool aide" church that someone is trespassing. I knew right away that it was going to be a certain subject that we've dealt with in the past. He'd been barred from the church for being....well...crazy. And this is from a semi/quasi "cult" (hence the department given name of the kool aide church).


We get there and he's sitting in the pastors office. He's soaking wet from taking a dip in the baptismal. At first I didn't know why he was wet so on went the PPE's. Well he gets told to leave and refuses. So I hook him up for trespassing.


We go in front of the Magistrate and when the Magistrate asks his name he says Jesus Christ. He gets asked where he lives and he says heaven. Magistrate asks what his fathers name and he says God. He says he hears God talking to him. So I get issued a trespassing warrant (which the guy signs Jesus Christ) and a frickin ECO. Great....just what I wanted.

SO for 3 hours I listen to him tell me I was a demon and that he rebukes my evil. He says he can see the red demon in me. The mental health worker comes in and the guy tells her she is a Jezebel and kept chanting Jesus is God over and over and over. So after 2 minutes she says dude is loony tunes and I have the pleasure of driving him to a hospital 25 minutes away.:rolleyes:

[Wombat311]

Did he mention who shot JFK?

[michiganstud]

Did you get his autograph?

[Darin]

Did you get his autograph?

I got it on the warrant :D

[APDSarge]

There must be some Commandment against arresting JC.

[Mike Romeo]

We go in front of the Magistrate and when the Magistrate asks his name he says Jesus Christ.

I'm on my way............been dying to meet him! :D

[Wombat311]

I got it on the warrant :D

Did he leave an imprint of his face too?

:D

[retdetsgt]

Sounds like you're going to hell!:eek:

[Rad Diver]

Whelp in Florida, it would have been a baker act. I establish he is nuts, possibly a danger to himself and/or others and take him to a mental "hospital". Of course I will have to write a short report.

Do a google for baker act in florida and start the wave in Virginia.:D

[webjeep]

Whelp in Florida, it would have been a baker act. I establish he is nuts, possibly a danger to himself and/or others and take him to a mental "hospital". Of course I will have to write a short report.

Do a google for baker act in florida and start the wave in Virginia.:D

That's pretty much what an ECO (Emergency Custody Order) is. It allows us to hold them for up to four hours pending a preliminary evaluation from a social worker. It usually ends up in a comittal to a mental health facility (Temporary Detention Order) for 48 or so hours for further evaluation. The crappy thing is that we have to babysit for the four hours until the TDO is issued, the four hours is up, or the social worker says that they are not a threat.

ECO isn't too bad if you have homework to do, but can get pretty old babysitting a nut job, especially when they are violent and or whiny.

[mcsap]

We can do a short and sweet 302 ( Involuntary Mental Health Committment). Write a short narrative, take them to the hospital mental ward and simply turn them over. Usually takes under 30 min. And we are done. Hospital has secure lockup so we don't have to babysit.

[Hockey9019]

That was great...haha

[Kat82]

Forgive him Father, for he knows not who he arrests.. lol

[Jenna2006]

I wonder what would happen if the real Jesus showed up. Would anyone believe His claims after seeing all these fake Jesuses? :eek: ;)

[SCO Seredean]

... SO for 3 hours I listen to him tell me I was a demon and that he rebukes my evil. He says he can see the red demon in me. ...

If he truly was Jesus, he would forgive you for arresting him and know that you weren't a demon :D.

Did he at least look like Jesus?