Funniest thing you hear on the radio - unbelievable

[BAT]

What is the Funniest thing you ever hear on the Police band radio, and just wish you could see what that was ??

Ok, Ok.. I'll start...

Listening to the radio and an officer was responding to a emergency call,

he came on the radio just laughing, and laughing calling another unit responding with him stating:

"I found the place, the man must think I'm a airplane trying to land me, or or, I think he thinks he a bird, flapping his arms trying to fly"

That was so funny, I was picturning a man in the road flapping his arms up and down...

Thats when a video cam could come in handy...

I just hope the office composed himself before he got out of the car :p

BAT

[P01IC3M4N]

we got an alarm once..."motion in the bedroom." :eek:

an officer checked out with a loose chicken running around in the road. another officer asked, "why did the chicken cross the road?"

[Stump]

Oh, boy.. just about everytime I am on the radio, I laugh at something someone says.
Today was a call I gave to respond with animal control for the rottweiler at a second floor window trying to get at the caller. The cop said "10-4 - for the suicidal dog"...
I gave out the prostitute and jon in the car - she was performing oral sex. I gave it out as "a known prostitute and male in a vehicle performing intimate acts". One of the guys flustered me by asking what type of acts. I responded "prostitute stuff".
I gave out the naked man playing basketball in the street. Cop asked for a clothing description (smartie pants) - I responded that I didn't know what type of ball he had (not realizing that it could be taken the wrong way). I lost the channel for a full minute after that with all the clicking and "repeat?" , and laughter.
I guess you had to be there... geez, I really should write down the funny things. You tend to forget them unless they are fresh in your mind.

[resqr1]

Here I thought you were a ball expert.

[Stump]

Thank goodness he didn't have 2 basketballs (oh, I shudder thinking of how bad that would be!!!)

[Scruit]

"Suspect should be recognisable by his large bat and balls."

click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click

[oldwannabe]

.....hey stump ? You SHOULD write all that stuff down and then, write a book !! :D

[JudgeDredd]

I gave one of my guys a break standing a fixed post one day when, lo and behold, the twenty people in the bus stop across the street start running out like they were shot out of a cannon. I should mention at this point that the bus stop is right in front of the local police academy. Out of the bus stop comes a guy who had stripped down and starts playing in traffic. The radio I had grabbed would only transmit on one channel, so I had to put the call out on the open line. Anyone plugged into the FPS freq heard the call and that he was walking toward me. It took about five minutes before the channel calmed down.

[Bradleyadleo]

Funniest thing I ever heard would probably be when me and my friend were listening to the radio in his basement and heard:

"428, 409"

"428, Go ahead"

"Just passed you at the stoplight there, and your back door is ajar"

"10-4"