I didn't do it!

[squeeeg]

Hi my name is squeeeg and I am a recovering "I didn't do it" aholic. I would like to apoligise for what I have done.

It wasn't until I seriously started looking becomming a LEO that I realized how utterly annoying that must be. I worked as a security guard for a couple local special events and I got tired of it within a couple hours.

[Twelve Volt Man]

Hi my name is squeeeg and I am a recovering "I didn't do it" aholic. I would like to apoligise for what I have done.

It wasn't until I seriously started looking becomming a LEO that I realized how utterly annoying that must be. I worked as a security guard for a couple local special events and I got tired of it within a couple hours.

Acknowledging your problem is the first step at conquering it. You are hereby forgiven. ;)

[Twelve Volt Man]

I was writing a parking ticket the other day, and some goof yelled "Book 'em Danno!" lol

See, that's actually pretty funny. At least he came up with something different.

[roopull]

Awe, c'mon guys! He wasn't doing it for the benefit of the officer, he was trying to score "cool points" with his drinking buddies.

You should be thankful folks like this are around. I mean, how often does someone you're dealing with come up to you & basically say, "Hello officer, I am a complete idiot. Disregard my existence in every way." They're doing you a service.

Just imagine if all the horrible women you ever dated told you on the first date, "Hi. I'm going to rip your heart out, take your money & convince your sister you're a pig."

Life would be SO much easier!


That being said, imagine you're the poor schmuck sitting next to Mr. Funny... time to find smarter friends!:D