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    Where's your daddy?

    We worked an accident on Friday. Drunk on a bike in traffic and going the wrong way and got tagged. Rescue described it as a "mushy head wound." Last I heard he still hasn't given up the ghost. Adult male, very intoxicated. We have no ID on him. Anyone at RP missing a father? :p :D
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    I had a DUI a few years ago around Christmas where the driver ask to have his mother come to pick up the car. Being in the Christmas spirit, I sent another officer to his house to pick up mom and bring her to my stop. The officer returned 15 minutes later without mom. Apparent the guy was so drunk, he'd forgotten that his mother had died 5 years ago! :eek:
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    ^^^

    That's kind of sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermicelli
    ^^^

    That's kind of sad.

    Or not.
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