Naked chicks and open doors

[Valor55]

Last night wasn't too busy but it wasn't dead either.

Me and my partner get a call for a man urinating by a car. We roll through the neighborhood using the alley lights to look in cars. My driving partner starts elbowing me and I look to his side and see two naked people tearing up the inside of a car in the middle of the throws of passion. Needless to say when we lit them up it was a-holes and elbows trying to get covered up. My partner got to see the female all naked but the price of admission was seeing the dude in full glory as well. I was spared that hideous sight.

We go ask for id and the guy is completely cooperative. She however cops an attitude and is mad because she is "mortified." I told her she's totally nekkid in public and having sex, it's a little late to be worried about modesty. She'll let some stranger she just met at a party use her like a piece of meat but all of a sudden she has modesty? :rolleyes:

Due to her intoxication and uncooperative and argumentative behavior she got a trip to jail. She asked if I felt good about myself and I replied that I did. She asked if we were having fun picking on her. Once again I was brutally honest and told her we were having a great time. I got the meanie-weenie award for ruining her "great night." Ahhhh.... Another Christmas ruined courtesy of the Poleeeece.

After the warrants were issued we shut the door and the magistrate wanted all the gory details.

We also did a lot of business checks and found a huuuuuge church open. It took 45 minutes to search. It was at least interesting. I climbed up into the steeple.

We also found a business unlocked too. Unbelievable. We were there obviously before any burglary as a nice, new Gateway laptop with the wide screen was still sitting on the counter. :rolleyes:

Some other officers apparently worked a wreck that started out on the highway. Two cars were smashing into each other like the movies. One car lost, went through the guard rail, went airborne (it's a steep hill going down to some businesses) and landed into a fence and gate. The two occupants fled on foot despite all the airbags deploying. I told the officer I knew who did it, he needed to look for Bo and Luke Duke from Hazzard County. I could almost hear the horn in my head...

[wcso234]

i'll give you $250.00 for the laptop

[Feisty]

Holy cow what a night! If that's considered a mediocre night, then I'm going into the right field :D

[IndyGSDK9]

Ahhhh.... Another Christmas ruined courtesy of the Poleeeece.

Hehehe it's a white trash Christmas...normal families don't have negative interactions with the police, especially on Christmas...

[Valor55]

Hehehe it's a white trash Christmas...normal families don't have negative interactions with the police, especially on Christmas...

You'd be surprised at how many people can't be nice to each other for even one day.

[IndyGSDK9]

You'd be surprised at how many people can't be nice to each other for even one day.

No, I definitely wouldn't...

Pretty pathetic if you have to call the police though. ;)

[Super Six 5]

Valor, I present to you....

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[Valor55]

Valor, I present to you....

http://www.tantrument.com/dev/images/bmw_sm.jpg

LMAO! :D That's ME!!!!

[txinvestigator1]

Its funny that dispatch can't get anyone to clear for a report call, but put out a "indecent exposure, female" and you can't get in on the radio over all the units jumping the call.

[jeffyc]

Did someone say naked chicks????? :D

[Valor55]

Its funny that dispatch can't get anyone to clear for a report call, but put out a "indecent exposure, female" and you can't get in on the radio over all the units jumping the call.

Getting the "guy peeing outside near a car" didn't get anyone excited. You're right though, last year I found a chick passed out naked in her car. I asked for backup 'cause that's the kinda guy I am --looking out for my peeps... and half the city marked enroute. :D

[cntryboy0531]

Getting the "guy peeing outside near a car" didn't get anyone excited. You're right though, last year I found a chick passed out naked in her car. I asked for backup 'cause that's the kinda guy I am --looking out for my peeps... and half the city marked enroute. :D

LMAO

[Darin]

Its funny that dispatch can't get anyone to clear for a report call, but put out a "indecent exposure, female" and you can't get in on the radio over all the units jumping the call.

+1 I had a call of a naked female walking down the street last year. She was fully clothed and after I got her info I turned around and there was about 10 city PD cars parking.....We only have 4 on a shift!:eek:

[Reapp]

You'd be surprised at how many people can't be nice to each other for even one day.

You know Valor, there is no end to the truth in this...common courtesy has gone by the wayside in todays society.

[Granite]

Hey Valor55, I had a similar call on Christmas. I come rolling through a park with all my lights off going slow soo I can look down the hill to see if any cars have pulled down the grass hill and are up to no good in the city park. Ofcourse I can make out a vehicle in the dark soo I roll through to a point where I can get on the brakes to where they wont see the brake lights and then I come down the hill on foot. After I quietly pull out on suspicous people and the tag/location. I light up the inside of the pickup truck with my Streamlight to see two 20 yearolds going at it. The female is had a jean dress on that was damn near pulled up to her head. Well he had just enough time to sit up and I had the door open and him in cuffs. She starts yelling stop looking at me as im telling her to pull her dress down and exit the vehicle. she gets out and I go to cuff her up telling her shes not under arrest, just being detained and then she starts bucking up on me!! You can't do this, this is harassment. You have no right, and pulls her hands away. A arm comealong later and she is in cuffs. She started crying saying her parents were going to kill her (mind you she is 21) and that she is a virgin. Im like " not from what I just saw you doing". And she tells me well that wasnt reg sex that was something else. I'm like " OK I dont even want to know what it was. Just sit down LOL. Long story short she took a ride for Indeceny because of P.O.P. I let the guy go, he was cool from the start. Said I could search his vehicle and all and all just real cooperative.