Naked chicks and open doors

[Valor55]

What is it with mean naked chicks?

[Jay7376]

i'll give you $250.00 for the laptop

I'll give you $300 :D

[Jay7376]

last year I found a chick passed out naked in her car. I asked for backup 'cause that's the kinda guy I am --looking out for my peeps... and half the city marked enroute. :D

Yeah...I was headed that way, but my damn Sgt wouldn't let me leave the state. :mad:

[Valor55]

I'll give you $300 :D

Sorry, I left it in the store. :p

[Jynkxxie]

You know this is a little off topic, but since you guys mention the "response time" it reminds me of a story about my sister.

One night I was over the man's just doing whatever, and forgot that my sister was going to come over to my house that evening. Well, I was just putzing around watching TV, when low and behold his house phone rings.

It was my mother, telling me to call my sister and get my butt home, as she was at my house and I was not there, and apparently when she pulled into the driveway there was a strange man in the back yard peeking around in the backyard.

Now don't get me wrong. I love my baby sister, but in terms of street smarts well...what can I say, we grew up in the country and well that is the only place she has ever been. At any rate, instead of calling 911, what does she do, she calls everyone in the family :rolleyes: , like we can do anything.

At any rate, I called her and told her to drive around the block a few times, and started racing home. My ex phoned into one of his coworkers to get the hell over to my house. Well by the time my sister saw the cop show up, she came back and parked the car.

There must have been some translating between my ex and the cop that showed up because by the time I got there, there were 3 cars out in front of my house, and a few more were showing up to see the ruckus and peek there head out to say hi to her. Sheesh. I doubt they would have never left if I had not of showed up. LOL

[hopefull]

Now this is why I want to get into police work, hehehehe :D

Hey Valor55, I had a similar call on Christmas. I come rolling through a park with all my lights off going slow soo I can look down the hill to see if any cars have pulled down the grass hill and are up to no good in the city park. Ofcourse I can make out a vehicle in the dark soo I roll through to a point where I can get on the brakes to where they wont see the brake lights and then I come down the hill on foot. After I quietly pull out on suspicous people and the tag/location. I light up the inside of the pickup truck with my Streamlight to see two 20 yearolds going at it. The female is had a jean dress on that was damn near pulled up to her head. Well he had just enough time to sit up and I had the door open and him in cuffs. She starts yelling stop looking at me as im telling her to pull her dress down and exit the vehicle. she gets out and I go to cuff her up telling her shes not under arrest, just being detained and then she starts bucking up on me!! You can't do this, this is harassment. You have no right, and pulls her hands away. A arm comealong later and she is in cuffs. She started crying saying her parents were going to kill her (mind you she is 21) and that she is a virgin. Im like " not from what I just saw you doing". And she tells me well that wasnt reg sex that was something else. I'm like " OK I dont even want to know what it was. Just sit down LOL. Long story short she took a ride for Indeceny because of P.O.P. I let the guy go, he was cool from the start. Said I could search his vehicle and all and all just real cooperative.

[Aeon_Flux]

+1 I had a call of a naked female walking down the street last year. She was fully clothed and after I got her info I turned around and there was about 10 city PD cars parking.....We only have 4 on a shift!:eek:

LMAO!

[Valor55]

Now this is why I want to get into police work, hehehehe :D

This reminds me of a story.

A cop I know went to a noise complaint and discovered 2 naked women on the second floor deck, um, in the act. The women saw the two officers and ran inside.

When they knocked on the door it was answered by a different naked woman who invited them in. Inside was full of naked women and, um, stuff.

When the officers advised of the reason for their visit (the noise complaint, get your mind out of the gutter) they were told by the hostess, "They're complaining NOW? We're having a lesbian party and two hours ago we were really loud." :eek:

Now, this sounds like a great story right? You're imagining a room full of Jenna Jamisons aren't you? Well, Victoria Secret models rarely go EDP and strip their clothes in public. The women in the story I just told were skanky ---known crack prostitutes etc. The officers are still suffering PTSD and recurring nightmares despite their documented heterosexuality.

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. This job rarely offers what you want to see in the way of nekkid people.

[txinvestigator1]

I discovered that most women, when caught "sans clothes" and in the act, don't get nearly as embarrased as the guys. I've seen guys rip a shirt out of a chicks hands to cover his 'business'.

[Darin]

I discovered that most women, when caught "sans clothes" and in the act, don't get nearly as embarrased as the guys. I've seen guys rip a shirt out of a chicks hands to cover his 'business'.

Well they are embarrased over their "short comings"....at least I always was....:p

[txinvestigator1]

ANd when you ask, "whats going on here?" the dude always answers, "nothing". :rolleyes:

I was usually thinking, "really? well move over boy, I bet I can get something going":eek:

[hopefull]

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. This job rarely offers what you want to see in the way of nekkid people.

yeah, the naked people are rarely the ones you want to see. I've had a few calls at my current job where people feel the need to answer the door naked. One lady who had to have weighed 300lbs and she was maybe 5'2", answered the door holding a small towel over her front. She then told me to hold on while she went to get her husband, then turned around and ran down the hallway. It was all cottage cheese and jello, the image is seared onto my eyeballs.

[Jynkxxie]

yeah, the naked people are rarely the ones you want to see. I've had a few calls at my current job where people feel the need to answer the door naked. One lady who had to have weighed 300lbs and she was maybe 5'2", answered the door holding a small towel over her front. She then told me to hold on while she went to get her husband, then turned around and ran down the hallway. It was all cottage cheese and jello, the image is seared onto my eyeballs.

WHO WOULD DO THIS?!?!?!

Man, the Lord has created some weird individuals.

[Apollo8138]

Getting the "guy peeing outside near a car" didn't get anyone excited. You're right though, last year I found a chick passed out naked in her car. I asked for backup 'cause that's the kinda guy I am --looking out for my peeps... and half the city marked enroute. :D

LMAO. I owe you rep for the story. :D