Police Games
I am entering my first ever Police Games event this year. I am playing soccer for the W. NY team up in Rochester NY on June 15-17. I dunno why I am doing it, I played soccer a couple times in the service for the base team, but never much past that. I hope I can keep up with all the young'uns out there. I am gonna post pictures of me with either a trophy or an I.V. in my arm.
Soccer is really simple. Kick the ball and if another player bumps into you, over dramatize the fall with arms flailing and face contorted in pure agony. Roll 25ft like somebody shot you outta a moving car, and grab your nuts or shin!
The crowd digs a good soccer/thespian. I will don the cleats and run with the young bucks once more, hope it doesn't kill me. The wife is laughing at me, saying my "Has Been Status" will be cemented in this outing. I say that my acting skills will draw us a yellow card on an opponent, and that my friends is what being a team player is all about. Laying it on the line. :p
"Kid, I've sat on the department ****ter longer than you've been a cop." (CatDoc to Chevy SS, the single greatest post ever on RP!)
Moon Pies and RC Cola make me happy