Only in America!!

[richcecil]

Real call my units were sent on... Two co-workers, both mucky mucks in thier office. Both can not stand each other and both have a history of , shall we say unique interactions with the public.

My traffic units get a call to see the man. On thier arrival he shows them a Pepsi can. Coming from the can is an odor of cleaning fluid of somekind. He states that he went to the bathroom and on his return took a drink, tasted the mixture and got sick. He calls us. He claims that she is trying to kill him.

Now they interview her, at first she denies, than after a little she produses the poisen, she has poured a half of bottle of Fingernail polish cleaner in his Pepsi.

When interviewed and asked why, her statement is he put applesause IN the copy machine! (do not ask me, I just work here) His randon statement is that he does this regularly to "better oil " the copier!

After interviewing most of the co-workers, it seems that this feud has been going on for over ten years! Over this time, they have each tried to trip each other, spiked each other drinks and randomly shove each other down flights of stairs!!!

DID ANYONE THINK TO CALL A SHRINK!!!!!!!

This is your Goverment tax dollars here!

And my daughters want to know where my hair went? :D

[Nate#2]

I wonder if the copier was begging for applesauce and we didn't know it

[Star]

Real call my units were sent on... Two co-workers, both mucky mucks in thier office. Both can not stand each other and both have a history of , shall we say unique interactions with the public.

My traffic units get a call to see the man. On thier arrival he shows them a Pepsi can. Coming from the can is an odor of cleaning fluid of somekind. He states that he went to the bathroom and on his return took a drink, tasted the mixture and got sick. He calls us. He claims that she is trying to kill him.

Now they interview her, at first she denies, than after a little she produses the poisen, she has poured a half of bottle of Fingernail polish cleaner in his Pepsi.

When interviewed and asked why, her statement is he put applesause IN the copy machine! (do not ask me, I just work here) His randon statement is that he does this regularly to "better oil " the copier!

After interviewing most of the co-workers, it seems that this feud has been going on for over ten years! Over this time, they have each tried to trip each other, spiked each other drinks and randomly shove each other down flights of stairs!!!

DID ANYONE THINK TO CALL A SHRINK!!!!!!!

This is your Goverment tax dollars here!

And my daughters want to know where my hair went? :D

LMAO!!! What a couple of idiots. Don't I know these people? Weren't they in this County last month? Hmmmmm. Jeez, sometimes you just want to tell people to get a friggin' life!!!

[Valor55]

Over this time, ...and randomly shove each other down flights of stairs!!!

What a riot! This is like a Saturday Night Live skit! I'd pay to see it!

[scott715us]

What a riot! This is like a Saturday Night Live skit! I'd pay to see it!

SNL was exactly what I was thinking :D

[Rad Diver]

take the male to the pokie for criminal mischief and the female for attempted murder or agg. assault.

Problem solved for a few weeks. ;)

[jonesg11]

I'm thinking they could make "Office Space 2" out of this one!

[cntryboy0531]

take the male to the pokie for criminal mischief and the female for attempted murder or agg. assault.

Problem solved for a few weeks.

ORRRRRRRRR you could just "slip" them both some tips on how to do it right and take care of the problem perminantly. :p

I see two future darwin award winners coming out of this one. :eek:

[Norm357]

This is going on at the Pentagon? Are they civilian employees or Military? This is nuts!

[Bearcat06]

This is going on at the Pentagon? Are they civilian employees or Military? This is nuts!

Norm.....richcecil is a civilian police officer at the Pentagon. If I remember right, the suspects involved are DOD civilian employeess.......