
Originally Posted by
Starflyer525i
In good 'ol TN, one day a morning radio program was dedicated for people to call in and tell their stories of family gunfights. (Oh, and this wasn't even a Country Music station.)
Heh, one father and son were arguing about which was a better shot, the son claimed he could take out his father using a 12g shotgun, the father (A Vietnam vet) told his son that he didn't stand a chance against his M16. After a few more minutes of heated debate they each grabbed their weapons and ran to opposite sides of the yard and began firing. Well, the son won by shooting his father, but the father survived, and after various legal issues they claim that they now have a better relationship and have a new topic for Thanksgiving.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Future Darwin winner right there. That's just PURE genious. :D
**edit to add** If you can't hit your target with a shotgun, you don't need to be shooting in the first place. :D
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