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    Man, I look like a paper sack....

    Picked up my uniforms for the academy today. They're Roebucks tan khakis and tan short sleeve shirts. I thought, hey this may be cool, maybe i'll look somewhat like a Sheriff in tan. Hell no, I look like a walking lunch sack, like the ones we used to take to school. Oh well, it's only for 3 months until I get my black uniform. (insert random cursing and muttering here).
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    Quote Originally Posted by decuervo
    Picked up my uniforms for the academy today. They're Roebucks tan khakis and tan short sleeve shirts. I thought, hey this may be cool, maybe i'll look somewhat like a Sheriff in tan. Hell no, I look like a walking lunch sack, like the ones we used to take to school. Oh well, it's only for 3 months until I get my black uniform. (insert random cursing and muttering here).
    HA HA HA HA!!!! That is the funniest thing!! I love that description. I am sure you look better than you think you do. After the first week of the academy, you will forget about the uniform! GOOD LUCK!!!! I'm always around if you need me. as I am sure the other LEO's are.

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    For some goofy reason, when I went through the academy many years ago, we had to wear khakis. Silliest thing I ever saw. They quit making trainees do it a few years later. Hang in there and make the best of it. Good luck in your career.
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    In those uniforms, decuervo, I think you're handsome. ;) Don't worry about it. It's only temporary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by decuervo
    Picked up my uniforms for the academy today. They're Roebucks tan khakis and tan short sleeve shirts. I thought, hey this may be cool, maybe i'll look somewhat like a Sheriff in tan. Hell no, I look like a walking lunch sack, like the ones we used to take to school. Oh well, it's only for 3 months until I get my black uniform. (insert random cursing and muttering here).

    what you missed the all Kahaki Corps? :D
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    i had to wear a bright yellow t-shirt. :(

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    I had the same type of uniform, all khakis, while walking through my apartment complex, I had a guy stop me to complain about all the outside light bulbs not working. He thought I was maintenance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P01IC3M4N
    i had to wear a gaybright yellow t-shirt. :(
    fixed it for ya. LOL :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by txinvestigator1
    fixed it for ya. LOL :eek:

    We wore Khakis during class, but a brught blue sirt with a full front sized yellow logo of the department patch on it.
    OMG!!! I lost it on that one, TX. LOL!!! Dammit, I spewed water everywhere!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by txinvestigator1
    fixed it for ya. LOL

    We wore Khakis during class, but a bright blue shirt with a full front sized yellow logo of the department patch on it.
    :eek: I hurried fix it for you, sir. Hey, I still think that kind of uniforms look good on you guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P01IC3M4N
    i had to wear a bright yellow t-shirt.

    :eek: :( I hope it didn't attract the scorpion-looking bugs. It did on my son's bright yellow shirt. He came home full of it from school and he took it off fast and he was upset so we threw his bright-yellow shirts in trash. I've no idea why the color can attract the scorpion-looking bugs.
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    DeCuervo, you will be the cutest thing in khaki. Forgetaboutit!

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    Paper sack...I love the analogy. Well, don't feel too bad, I looked like a used car salesman (dark navy dress pants, white collared shirt with patches, tie, ridiculously shiny blacks shoes).

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    Thanks Star, but even my wife thought I looked like the lunch ladies nightmare. That's okay though, at least there's gonna be 5 other people who look equally ridiculous.
    I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy!

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    Our uniforms are ok.

    We wear black polo shirts, BDU pants and black boots. We're getting new BDU shirts with patches, but I'm not buying any because mine work just fine and I'm grandfathered into the old shirt.

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