My mother-in-law is a retired nurse and my father-in-law is a retired doctor. A couple of years ago some guy down the street accidentally shot himself in the chest while playing with a gun while drunk. His wife came running up to the house because she knew my in- laws from one of the housing district meetings. So they go over there, plug up his chest wound, and kept him alive until the EMT's arrived. Not too shabby for a 83 year old man and his 53 year old wife huh? Yea, they're heroes.
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy!