Definition of Pain

[0311Marine]

Police Dog Bites Nude Man's Genitals

MINNEAPOLIS -- A man was bitten in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for allegedly running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.
Police said the dog bit the man in order to protect its handler. Police say the man started hitting the officer and the police dog did what it was trained to do -- protect its human partner.

A police spokesman said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. He said the dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area, but that it's likely the dog jumped and bit the man while he was moving around.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

The 19-year-old-man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

Police reports said a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house. Police said the suspect began hitting an officer who ordered him out of the house.

Police say the man continued to attack officers even after he was bit. Police used a stun gun to subdue him.

[cjcrew022000]

I believe that this is also the definition of stupid.

[Jynkxxie]

I believe that this is also the definition of stupid.

I believe you are correct. LOL I agree.

[tenfour]

That would be the ultimate snapshot! lmao

[retdetsgt]

Hopefully this will diminish his chances of producing similar offspring in the future!

[Kimble]

Hopefully this will diminish his chances of producing similar offspring in the future!

I had a very nausiated feeling in my stomach after reading this story until I read the above quote from RDS (lol, good call). One can only hope this man's gene pool will now be "filtered."


... Upon reading it a second and third time, the above story get exponentially funnier after the initial shock wares off :D .

[Cat_Doc]

Okay, being a Cat_Doc, I am friends with Dr. Dolittle. Dr. Dolittle happened to be in the station when that particular police dog, Ninja, came in.

Dolittle passed on the following conversation which occurred between he and Ninja.

Dolittle, "Hey, Ninja, heard you had some excitement today."

Ninja, "Yep, some naked ******* all pumped up on PCP tried to beat up my partner."

Dolittle, "Are you okay?"

Ninja, "Yep, but things like this leave a bad taste in my mouth."

Dolittle, "How is your partner?"

Ninja, "He's okay, but he wouldn't let me lick his face when it was all over. Kinda hurt my feelings."

Dolittle, "Awww, I am sure he appreciates you for defending him."

Ninja, "Yeah, maybe so, but after it was all over he and his buddies didn't pay much attention to me. They were all bent over laughing and asking if anyone had a camera."

Dolittle, "Why were they laughing?"

Ninja, "They kept pointing at the bad guy and saying things I didn't really understand."

Dolittle, "What were they saying, maybe I can explain it to you?"

Ninja, "Let's see. Oh, yeah, something about waiting till he got stitched up, then showing him a Hustler centerfold. Boy, they all groaned at first before laughing very hard about that one."

Dolittle, "Oh my."

Ninja, "And then, one of them asked my partner if he was going to have to dig through my poop so the doctors would have something to sew back on. They all pointed at me and started laughing. I don't get it."

Dolittle, "Oh my. Those policemen have a strange sense of humor. Nothing against you, I am sure."

Ninja, "I hope not. I like them all, except that skinny one over there who always walks by the car at the station and teases me."

Dolittle, "Well, Ninja, you take care of yourself. And, congratulations on biting that bad guy."

Ninja, "Thanks, it was no big thing."

[Johninaustin]

"Go for the dangly bits" I think this once described.:D

[Jeff L]

Perhaps the dogs *should* be trained to bite in the groin.

[mcsap]

A happy k9 is a good k9

[Star]

Dogs are definitely man and womens' best friends. Been there.....he he he! Love 'em!

[fetom]

WOOF WOOF

:D

[Wombat311]

One of the funniest things I was told about, but alas, did not see, was when the K-9 tracked a burglar. Caught up to him and to the burglar's credit, where most crooks stop and tremble when the puppy comes at them, he turned around and threw a punch at the dog.....


The dog caught the guy's fist in its mouth, and then it was on.
Puppy 1
Crook 0 (and a trip to the hospital for some stitches)

:D

[fetom]

This isn't a bite story, but I was in a Police Station I was staioned at and a visiting K9 unit, dog and handler, were in our muster room and the dog went absolutely nuts pawing and growling at a members corro locker. The pooch was almost ripping the metal door of the hinges. Being diligent members, we investigated the contents of the locker. It was the member's bottle of aftershave that set the dog off. Naturally we requested the owner of the offending odouriferous cologne to remain on patrol until the K9 unit had left the building.

[KPDPOPO]

Hope they took the K9 to get checked out afterwards. Would hate for him to have caught something that Ajax couldn't remove. :eek: