A note for officers/potential officers

[121Traffic]

haha, I think I might have you guys beat in the bad luck department. I once had something called my "shift" clipboard. Basically all the paper I would acculumate during a shift...vehicle inspection forms, tickets, FTO stuff, etc, etc.

One day, I had to go pick up three prisoners (two males and one female) at County for Municipal Court Writs. Well I had three FTO training tasks on it, along with two shifts woth of vehicle inspections sheets on it. It was sitting on my dash in front of me where I placed it after I had to clear the passenger seat for the female. Well, I forgot to secure it before heading back to the city.

So there it was, sitting on my dash in front of me. I come to a traffic circle, and my window is down. As I whip right into the circle, my clipboard goes sliding left, off my dash, and right out the open window. Vatos in the back are kind of snickering, pretty gal up front (she was just too poor to post bond for a traffic violation) and I'm trying to not to cuss too loud. I'm pissed because we were getting over some snow, and the roads are just a mess. Great, just what I need...wet/dirty paper. I stay in the loop and keep a close eye on my baord in the road. So far, so good, I think...all the cars are going right over it, and it's stayed clear of the wheels so far. I'll just pull up, I thought, flip on the lights real quick, run out and grab it, and keep on going. Just as I'm approaching it, a farking BUS comes into the circle. For the bus, it's a tight squeeze, and consequently, both sets of its leftside wheels CREAM my clipboard right before I get there. (I'm behind the bus lol)

At this point my prisoners are DYING laughing ("Damn, Homes! Mira, you're **** got crushed, ese! Check it out, that ****'s fucking funny, que no? Jejejejeje!") I'm trying not to laugh, but am failing. It was bad, LMAO.

[Wombat311]

McDonald's Thickshake.

You guys ever notice how the windscreen wipers aren't all that effective on that ice-creamy substance in those things? :D