Police Shoot Out and Silicone Implants

[Jenna]

A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.

Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.

Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.

When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.

The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage."

A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."


Story filed: 14:48 Monday 23rd December 2002

[Switchback]

That's just another reason to like implants!

[scan]

lol

[txinvestigator1]

Thanks for keeping us abreast of things ;)

[MarineDispatch]

Now we can do away with bullet proof vest and just give all officers some breast implants!!!

[txinvestigator1]

The shooter was a real boob.

[txinvestigator1]

If in Brazil gonads are called tats, and the woman was allowed to shoot the offender in the gonads, it would be" tit for tat".

[Jenna]

**hanging her head in shame**

And we made you a moderator...lord help us!

[txinvestigator1]

Hey, no one even got my "abreast of things" post!

[sorrel]

Oh it was noticed, just not commented on, lol.

[Samuel]

hee hee sorrel.

Tex, "abreast of things" WAS funny. With all due respect, however, I think you've milked this topic long enough... :D

[Sgt. Pepper]

i plead the 5th on this one but i have only one question, have we explored the potential of slicone vests to replace kevlar lol

[txinvestigator1]

Samuel, there ya go!!

[Chief211]

Well, I have to add my 2 cents, so...

Thank you Jenna for that rather "titty" Story, I "Bounced" with laghter.

[America]

That is funny, Jenna. I didn't know those things were so tough and compact or MAYBE it was luck. People like her can't believe in a supreme being or a possible life after this one... to permanently change their natural parts so much...noses, or anything for cosmetic reasons like they ARE God. Look at guys who get hair transplants, too. That's me..I'm religious in THAT way. What do you think? Hopefully guys don't go getting a bunch of massively thick hairs to keep them from getting shot in the head. At least that would be somewhat understandable, I THINK. America