Warning new PC virus warning

[txinvestigator1]

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not
open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on all your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to play. If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Chevy. It will
program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This
virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer.
For crying out loud, are you listening? It will leave dirty socks on the
coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current
boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause
you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun when
someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings
that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes"
message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet
seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. PLEASE, FOR THE
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN! If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will
spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will
ignite the person nearest you.
**********Please Send, send, send, send, and send!

[bhanson]

Tx,

I really appreciate this warning, I would HATE to lose my leg. :D :D

Everytime I get one of these "warnings" I always check Norton or McAfee to determine the validity. I then send the link to whoever sent me the warning.

I DO like this one though, although I will bet some believe it and forward it. :rolleyes:

[txinvestigator1]

It is also known to effect the results of Polygraphs.