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[Oldbillplod]

Thieves steal underground track

Czech police are investigating after more than 1,000 feet of railway track was stolen from the Prague underground.

Police say they suspect a group of homeless people were behind the theft of the track in the Czech capital's Prague 10 district.

They said the 12 tons of track would have been worth about £1,500 on the scrap metal market, local media reported.

Speed cop pulls twins

A Canadian policeman had to look twice after booking identical twins for speeding on the same day - in the same car.

Constable Chris Legere pulled over an 18-year-old woman, from Akwesasne, for driving at 96mph in the morning, reports Canadian Press.

Hours later, the same car was stopped by Legere for travelling at 92mph in the opposite direction.

He thought at first he'd caught the same person twice but an identification check showed that it was her twin sister.

"They don't only share the same birthday but they share the same offences," said Const. Joel Doiron. "They'll be splitting speeding fines, too."

Robber returns for directions

An armed robber held up a petrol station in the US and then went back to ask for directions.

The 22-year-old man, from Vancouver, Washington state, got away with cash after holding up staff at knifepoint.

The robber took off in a red Honda car and police from four towns gave chase, reports the Kitsap Sun.

After a 100 mph chase through winding roads, the man lost his pursuers but had no idea where he was.

He pulled into a petrol station to ask directions to Seattle, unaware it was the same one he'd just robbed.

Attendants alerted police who caught up with the man and arrested him soon afterwards.

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The robber took off in a red Honda car and police from four towns gave chase, reports the Kitsap Sun.

After a 100 mph chase through winding roads, the man lost his pursuers but had no idea where he was.

He pulled into a petrol station to ask directions to Seattle, unaware it was the same one he'd just robbed.

Attendants alerted police who caught up with the man and arrested him soon afterwards.

BWAHAHAAHA.

[chewy]

Thieves steal underground track

Czech police are investigating after more than 1,000 feet of railway track was stolen from the Prague underground.

Police say they suspect a group of homeless people were behind the theft of the track in the Czech capital's Prague 10 district.

They said the 12 tons of track would have been worth about £1,500 on the scrap metal market, local media reported.

How the HELL do you walk off with 12 tons of steel? and where do "homeless" people have the ability to steel and transport it to sell?

Robber returns for directions

An armed robber held up a petrol station in the US and then went back to ask for directions.

The 22-year-old man, from Vancouver, Washington state, got away with cash after holding up staff at knifepoint.

The robber took off in a red Honda car and police from four towns gave chase, reports the Kitsap Sun.

After a 100 mph chase through winding roads, the man lost his pursuers but had no idea where he was.

He pulled into a petrol station to ask directions to Seattle, unaware it was the same one he'd just robbed.

Attendants alerted police who caught up with the man and arrested him soon afterwards.

Talk about stupid crooks.

[cntryboy0531]

The robber that went back to the gas station..


BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Looks like the dumbass tree fell on this guy. :D