"Thank you for the ticket, Ranger."
It's been awhile since I got a "thank you" after giving someone a ticket, but it happened again today. There were two coolers and a box of fruit in the back of their car (we had a bear break into a car just yesterday and I HATE THOSE REPORTS!), a watermelon cooling in the river, and a couple things of food on the picnic table. They came to the ranger station later to pick up their confiscated food and get their ticket.
So I say:
"Well, I'm going to give you a citation for unlawful food storage. I need to see some ID."
"Oh, she's nice!" one lady said, suprised.
Of course I am. They were so friendly even after I gave them their $150 ticket (the price of being careless in my park). I got thank yous from both of them. They said, "Oh, we're guilty. Thanks for being nice about it and not treating us like criminals."
Contrast this with the very upset man who got a ticket earlier in the day for putting his soda and PORK CHOPS in the river. The pork chops were sealed in a ziploc bag, so he thought that was OK. Bears can break car windows, peel open car doors, and rip through cabin windows, but they can't get into a ziploc bag. He's going to contest his ticket. Lovely. Can't wait to see him again. :D
In life's small things be resolute and great
To keep thy muscle trained: know'st thou when Fate
Thy measure takes, or when she'll say to thee,
"I find thee worthy; do this deed for me?"
Nemo me impune lacessit.