suspicious drunk handicapped person

[Rad Diver]

security measures

[Babysmamadrama]

Question is could you get him for DWI, it is a motorized implement, no? :D

[Rad Diver]

Question is could you get him for DWI, it is a motorized implement, no? :D

Yeah, the only test I could have used via policy/procedure is HGN, because his left side was paralized.

I also didn't want to bring in this bozo into the jail, those chairs are heavy :p

[Babysmamadrama]

Your honor, the suspect refused the walk and turn and the one legged stand.

Maybe it's because he only has one leg, prosecutor..

[michiganstud]

Dispatch I got one failing to yield.....................



a ..................... ah................................... motor chair, no plate , speeds about 1.

[Babysmamadrama]

LOL.

Hold the station for a felony.....wheel chair stop....

[Dayna36]

ROFLOL! Well if I were in his condition I'd probably get good and sh!t faced on occasion too. I suppose he could have been charged with public drunkeness but it was nice of you to just let him go home in peace.

[txinvestigator1]

I have tears running down my face from this.................ohhh stop

[Joxer]

We had a local homeless guy with no legs that stuck around for a few years. He's very strong in his arms and upper body, and hates cops. He's broken the nose of one officer a few years back, and it normally takes 2-3 officers to take this guy into custody

Don't underestimate anyone...you may catch some laughs for it later, but I'd rather be laughed at on the next call instead of recovering in a hospital ER

[121Traffic]

Dispatch I got one failing to yield.....................



a ..................... ah................................... motor chair, no plate , speeds about 1.

Traffic is moderate, roads are dry, weather is clear. LMAO :p

[steelcityk9cop]

I had a 92 year old man tell me he was going to kick my @ss once. He was suffering from Alzheimer's and didn't know where he was. He wouldn't get into the car and when I put my hand on his elbow he starts hitting me. I felt bad, the absurdity of the whole thing made me start laughing. The whole shift showed up when the old man started M-F in me as I keyed the radio. They got a good laugh at me dodging the punches the old timer was throwing.

[Rad Diver]

I was surprised my squad didn't ride me to bad in meeting today. I actually got complimented on the way I handled the incident and my elbow-up manuveur (msp)

[SORMJ]

bwahahahaha this stuff is so funny...i had something like this a while back but it was a crack dealer in a motorized chair...the friggin jokes i got afterwords were soooo funnyyyy...i had someone take a blank radio log then rewrite it with me calling for air support for a high speed chase...one of the sargeants who draws cartoons as well drew a picture of me walking behind a guy on a wheelchair yelling stop into my radio and there is sweat just pouring off of me.