1st verse
They filed another case against me
So, I like little boys just let me be
The evidence is strong, and I need a law degree
But I'll beat it, God I hope I beat it
2nd verse
I better run, I better leave while I can
The trial is near and I need a backup plan
I think I'll disguise my face and pretend to be a man
But will they believe it, believe it?
Chorus
Please let me beat it, beat it, beat it
I don't want my cornhole mistreated
Prison life is harsh and they'll rape me in the can
Oh god please let me beat it?
beat it?
beat it?
beat it?
beat it?
3rd verse
I'll show them I'm really not scared
I'll marry Debbie Rowe and pray to be visually impaired
But the truth is I'm screwed and my anus is prepared
But I'll beat it, God I hope I beat it
Chorus
Please let me beat it, beat it, beat it
I don't want my cornhole mistreated
Prison life is harsh and they'll rape me in the can
Oh god please let me beat it?
beat it?
beat it?
beat it?
beat it?


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