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    Funny incident

    So at about 2 this morning, I'm standing out front of a busy bar just trying to keep the peace. I'm approached by a lady, who subsequently hits on me. She was polite enough to ask if I was married. I gestured to my left ring finger showing her my wedding band. I realize she looks a lot like this girl I know has a felony warrant and realize she the girl with the warrant. Long story short she went to jail. I never figured my stunning good looks (ah thank you) would draw in a wanted fugitive, guess there is a first for everything.

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    I guess you could be called "jail bait"! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    I guess you could be called "jail bait"! LOL
    That... Is.... Awesome... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    I guess you could be called "jail bait"! LOL

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    ...did she know she had a warrant out?!?

    I saw some girl busted while chatting up a cop... she bent over a little, showing cleavage and drugs she had stashed in there.

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    Rep Sent! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ET109 View Post
    I saw some girl busted while chatting up a cop... she bent over a little, showing cleavage and drugs she had stashed in there.
    That's where the "bust" in "busted" comes from.

    And isn't that where you want them to store all their weapons and drugs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ET109 View Post
    ...did she know she had a warrant out?!?

    I saw some girl busted while chatting up a cop... she bent over a little, showing cleavage and drugs she had stashed in there.
    Yeah, she knew she had a warrant and I just remembered her face from our 99/hot sheets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deputywave View Post
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