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    Funny 911 call

    Language warning but hilarious.

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    Definitely NOT safe for work!! Hilarious call! Would love to have seen what happened when the officers / EMS crew got there!

    Thanks for posting Greg! Unfortunately, I must spread some love around before I am able to show you any more...
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    "he looks like one of jesus's children" I don't see color! I laughed until I cried....ooh the joys of dealing with the public!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marinepilot View Post
    Definitely NOT safe for work!! Hilarious call! Would love to have seen what happened when the officers / EMS crew got there!

    Thanks for posting Greg! Unfortunately, I must spread some love around before I am able to show you any more...


    ME TOO! I would of been laughing my head off in the phone

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    I think my favorite part was when she was trying to ask more questions and he says something along the lines of "Are you gonna send someone or are you gonna keep f***ing around on the phone?!?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    I think my favorite part was when she was trying to ask more questions and he says something along the lines of "Are you gonna send someone or are you gonna keep f***ing around on the phone?!?"
    Yeah that was one of my favorite parts too, I wonder if they played the tape back for him to listen.... and the part when he says " well if you got the f----- number why the h----- you asking me.....I would never be able to take those types of calls and be serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    Yeah that was one of my favorite parts too, I wonder if they played the tape back for him to listen.... and the part when he says " well if you got the f----- number why the h----- you asking me.....I would never be able to take those types of calls and be serious.
    That and "do you need medical attention? What's wrong?"

    "I don't know I'm not a Godamm doctor!!"

    Ha Ha!

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    to me this was almost as funny as the drunk lady calling 911 for a date..... me and my dad laughed SOOOO hard watching that I literally had tears running down my face.....I could not stop laughing... I can't find the whole video though with the call :( when we seen it it was on the news and they played it....it's really really funny. it's funny how another's person's STUPIDITY can become so comical

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    Quote Originally Posted by martyn850 View Post
    That and "do you need medical attention? What's wrong?"

    "I don't know I'm not a Godamm doctor!!"

    Ha Ha!
    yeah this made me laugh too * ONLY* b/c I've actually had patients tell me this!!!!

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