I just racked the slide on my tricked out shotgun, and no criminals surrendered, no one pooped their pants, the dog didn't run away, and my wife looked at me like I am a retard.
Must be sumpin wrong with it!
PS I tried to look seriously menacing while doing it too
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04-17-08 05:19 PM #1
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What is wrong with MY shotgun
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04-17-08 05:24 PM #2
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You might have had better results if you were involved in a high risk stop, apprehension of a violent criminal or armed encounter? :confused: :D :D
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04-17-08 05:26 PM #3
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It's broke.;)
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04-17-08 05:29 PM #4
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It's broken. If Darth Vader himself walked into a dark room and heard a shotgun rack, he would drop that light saber and run.:D
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04-17-08 06:07 PM #5
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Shotguns scare Chuck Norris! :eek:
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04-17-08 06:08 PM #6
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I think they were wondering how you were actually gonna shoot it if your UC getup doesn't have a cutout for your trigger finger... :confused:
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04-17-08 06:11 PM #7
I don't think so Scooter!
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Come on Norm......NOTHING scares Chuck Norris:D Originally Posted by Norm357
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04-17-08 06:34 PM #8
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You need to lose the pink pajama pants when you rack the slide!
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04-17-08 07:53 PM #9
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So, the wife looks at you like that too? ;)
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04-17-08 08:28 PM #10
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Regularly. :p Originally Posted by Johninaustin
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04-17-08 09:05 PM #11
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Wait until she comes home early and finds you boiling handgun brass in her copper-bottomed pots. :eek: Originally Posted by txinvestigator1
Don't try and outweird me, I find weirder things than you in my breakfast burrito.
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04-17-08 11:13 PM #12
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I'm guessing there was a malfunction between the floor and the shotgun.:D
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04-17-08 11:58 PM #13
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I guess it means you have to buy another one. The one you have is old and the fear factor worn off. :D
My Mossberg is still new enough, so when I rack the slide my cat immediately surrenders. :p
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04-18-08 12:43 AM #14
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There you are mistaken my friend. Indeed, for Jack Bauer makes Norris piss in Norm's pants out of fear.:D:p Originally Posted by Agoss@bw
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04-18-08 11:04 AM #15
I don't think so Scooter!
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LMFAO!!:D Originally Posted by ngcsubutterbar
There you are mistaken my friend. Indeed, for Jack Bauer makes Norris piss in Norm's pants out of fear.:D:p
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