Okay, I admit it. I'm mechanically challenged. Today's episode is a typical example...
I keep a 590 around the house for home defense. Chamber empty, 5 rounds of 00 buck in the tube. Mostly the gun sets on a shelf high enough that the grandkids can't get to it, gathering dust. Maybe a couple of times a year I'll take it to the range to test for function and practice with it. I did that Saturday, and made the wife take a turn in case she ever needed to use it.
Sunday morning I decided to field strip the gun and give it a good cleaning. So I pull out the manual and turn to page 7 and start following directions: remove magazine tube cap, remove barrel, remove trigger group,...
At this point the manual reads "Field disassembly is now complete. The firearm should not be disassembled any further for routine cleaning or maintenance. Further disassembly should only be performed at an authorized Product Service Center or by a qualified gunsmith." "Cool," I thought, "now to start cleaning."
At this point I rotate the receiver and a part falls out of it. WTF? I turn it over the other way and another part falls out. WTF? Great. Horse feathers. The manual doesn't say anything about this.
"Might as well keep going," I think, as I continue to follow directions and remove parts. I finally get to "Field disassembly is now complete! The shotgun should not be disassembled further for routine cleaning or maintenance. Further disassembly should only be performed at the factory or by a qualified gunsmith." I shake the receiver, but nothing else falls out.
So now I have a small pile of parts and components, which I clean with Kroil, which causes me to sneeze incessantly. That stuff's a great solvent, but I'm pretty sure it causes cancer in rats.
The reassembly goes better. Remember those parts that fell out of the receiver? They have a name, which I learn is "cartridge interrupter" and "cartridge stop." Everything goes back together and I have no parts left over. Things are looking up. Then I cycle the action and it sticks. WTF? More mucking with things and now the action cycles but the trigger will not operate. WTF? Time passes, maybe an hour. I probably dismantle and reassemble the receiver internals a dozen times, to no avail.
Finally I notice the problem. The barrel wasn't fully seated in the receiver. I manipulate it a bit, tighten up the magazine retaining cap, and suddenly, as if by magic, the gun begins behaving like a working shotgun.
Whew! What a morning. It's a good thing I don't have to make a living as a gunsmith. I suppose I should look at the bright side. Next time I have to detail strip a 590 I will probably be able to do it with my eyes closed. Until then I'll continue to feel like a mechanically challenged moron.![]()
Does this ever happen to any of you fellas?


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