I wouldn't say that the hiring process takes forever. IT really depends on several factors such as the complexity of a person's background, where a person stacks relative to others in the process (competitiveness), etc.
Be careful comparing pay, as you may be comparing apples to oranges (as I imagine cobravenom is). It would harldy be fair to compare my 1811 salary to that of a series 082 Deputy (the series that is being hired right now).
If you are competitive for an 1811 salary, the DUSM 082 slot may not be for you. It pays far less than an 1811 slot and tends to do mostly prisoner-related duties (court, transport, cellblock, etc.) The 082s can assist 1811s with investigations, but that part of the job is certainly not their "meat and potatoes". If you are patient and can tolerate the lower pay (and really want to be a Deputy U.S. Marshal), then the 082 is not a bad foot in the door, as (for now) 1811s are hired from the 082 pool.
Sadly, if you are not the most qualified 1811 candidate (and having difficulty getting that so-desired 1811 slot), the 082 is a decent way in. The small pool of 082s putting in for the 1811 slots makes competition far less than one would face applying to 1811 slots for other agencies. This is because the most qualified 1811 candidates hardly want to sit in court for a fraction of 1811 pay (as an 082) to wait for an 1811 position.
I say sadly, because the quality of 1811 candidates in the USMS has gone down since this hiring procedure was enacted. If the announcements were opened to the public, competition would be much higher, the agency could be more particular and better qualified 1811s would be the norm.
Don't get me wrong, we are still getting some good 1811s, but you can tell the difference (less have degrees and/or experience as an arrest-making LEO coming into the job).
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