Undetected Crimes

[Thisisgood]

I was wondering, what kind of undetected crimes will get you disqualify as being a federal agent (Fbi, Dea, Atf, etc..)?


*I did a search and couldn't find my answers*

[Creeker]

I was wondering, what kind of undetected crimes will get you disqualify as being a federal agent (Fbi, Dea, Atf, etc..)?


*I did a search and couldn't find my answers*

That would be the crime that you committed that only you know you committed, but will show up on your Poly or Voice Stress Analysis.

So start remembering them now. :cool:

[Thisisgood]

That would be the crime that you committed that only you know you committed, but will show up on your Poly or Voice Stress Analysis.

So start remembering them now. :cool:

Yes, I was wondering what types of undetected crimes will automatically get you disqualified.

[JakeLock]

Depends on the agency, a felony is a no go at all of them.

A better question is what have you done that you think may get you disqualified. The floor is yours.

[Kimble]

Yes, I was wondering what types of undetected crimes will automatically get you disqualified.

You should realize that a question like this is very suspicious. What "undetected crimes" have you committed, as giving us that info could help us to give you more accurate feedback as to whether it is something to be concerned about?

Big diffence between shoplifting a candy bar when you're 10 years old and keester-stashing condoms full of marijuana across the Mexican border.

[charlydevo]

You should realize that a question like this is very suspicious. What "undetected crimes" have you committed, as giving us that info could help us to give you more accurate feedback as to whether it is something to be concerned about?

Big diffence between shoplifting a candy bar when you're 10 years old and keester-stashing condoms full of marijuana across the Mexican border.

I can't stop laughing. I'm gonna have to put that in an ROI someday, maybe right before I retire.

(But you'll never get enough marijuana in a condom to make it worth jamming it up your keester.)

[Diggy]

I was wondering, what kind of undetected crimes will get you disqualify as being a federal agent (Fbi, Dea, Atf, etc..)?


*I did a search and couldn't find my answers*

You'll prolly find out when your background investigator Mirandizes you...

[charlydevo]

You'll prolly find out when your background investigator Mirandizes you...

LOL. Don't worry if he reads you your rights and then asks you the same questions that he just asked before. He is just old and senile, and can't remember what you said. Be nice and tell him again.

[Kimble]

LOL. Don't worry if he reads you your rights and then asks you the same questions that he just asked before. He is just old and senile, and can't remember what you said. Be nice and tell him again.

Ain't that the truth! Gotta love the retired annuitants, because otherwise these would be in our caseloads! :D