Only the Federal Government.....

[Piggy]

I read job title on USAJobs that I for Customs & Border Patrol that I thought may be good. Then I read the duties......WTF???? Some GS-13 HR moron must have typed this one up. Too bad it's not in english.....



MISSION SUPPORT SPECIALIST

Additional Duty Location Info: 1 vacancy - NACO, AZ

MAJOR DUTIES:

You will perform moderately difficult assignments that require the application of fundamental principles, concepts, techniques, and guidelines in an administrative specialty area. You will perform management advisory services for specific requests related to immediate problems of limited scope and analyze segments of broader issues or problems. Specifically, you will verify and assess relevant facts from several sources and examine documentation, ensure compliance with applicable regulations and procedures, and analyze and reconcile discrepancies or inconsistencies and research precedent studies. You will resolve a moderate range of problems or situations requiring the use of established analytical techniques to isolate and evaluate appropriate precedents to examine and analyze documentation, to reconcile discrepancies or inconsistencies, and to develop supportable conclusions based on standardized research. You will also advise and/or resolve moderately complex, non-controversial, well-precedented factual, procedural, and/or recurring issues for which there is one or more readily apparent solutions

[Valor55]

I'm not sure the writer actually knows what the job is about.

[JBT]

Ah.......well..........yeah.......I really need you to finish those TPS reports. Oh and I think we will need you to work on Saturday. Yeah.

Wow, somebody really needs to unazzzzzzzzz their desk chair and lay off the the DC rhetoric when writing job descriptions.


Oh, wait, hey Chewy that sounds a lot like a Customs Inspector (land border). Especially the

You will perform management advisory services for specific requests related to immediate problems of limited scope and analyze segments of broader issues or problems. Specifically, you will verify and assess relevant facts from several sources and examine documentation, ensure compliance with applicable regulations and procedures, and analyze and reconcile discrepancies or inconsistencies

j/k

[Sleuth]

Welcome to true government speak. The job positions are written, usually years ago, by selecting phrases from other job positions considered equivalent. I'll bet most of the language dates to the 1930's.
Get used to it - there is no O2 inside the beltway.

[cntryboy0531]

The duties are so loopy and throw you for circles because the actual job, who you report to, what agency you work for, and what you actually do, is G-14 Classified. :D :p

[richcecil]

I read job title on USAJobs that I for Customs & Border Patrol that I thought may be good. Then I read the duties......WTF???? Some GS-13 HR moron must have typed this one up. Too bad it's not in english.....



MISSION SUPPORT SPECIALIST

Additional Duty Location Info: 1 vacancy - NACO, AZ

MAJOR DUTIES:

You will perform moderately difficult assignments that require the application of fundamental principles, concepts, techniques, and guidelines in an administrative specialty area. You will perform management advisory services for specific requests related to immediate problems of limited scope and analyze segments of broader issues or problems. Specifically, you will verify and assess relevant facts from several sources and examine documentation, ensure compliance with applicable regulations and procedures, and analyze and reconcile discrepancies or inconsistencies and research precedent studies. You will resolve a moderate range of problems or situations requiring the use of established analytical techniques to isolate and evaluate appropriate precedents to examine and analyze documentation, to reconcile discrepancies or inconsistencies, and to develop supportable conclusions based on standardized research. You will also advise and/or resolve moderately complex, non-controversial, well-precedented factual, procedural, and/or recurring issues for which there is one or more readily apparent solutions

How can you not know the job! It's a janitor! :D