I was asked by a passenger sitting next to me why I was wearing a suit on Christmas day. I replied that I was a jew and that I was on a business trip. He laughed so loud that everyone on the plane was looking at us. He said that I should find a better story or just tell the truth. I said to him,What do you mean? He said, I know you are a Air Marshal. I them told him to call my director and tell him.
"I am just a worm on the end of a big hook trying to survive in this agency"
"I have not shaved in 3 weeks and it is starting to itch bad"
"Was that noise my cuffs falling on the floor as I am playing my PSP"